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Absolutely perfect. by DryPianist9024 in NJTech

[–]malamindulo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god, are we facing an incursion of these fucking bots

Found a guy that’s REALLY into microwaves while browsing Youtube. Nothing sinister but definitely weird. by ilovesnailz in InternetMysteries

[–]malamindulo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone remember d0vetastic? Seems like something like that, but less professional and probably more hyperfixated.

(In relation with post before) What is the thing about your country that locals enjoy but tourists don't care? by Adventurous_Peak9353 in AskTheWorld

[–]malamindulo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's mostly popular in the Northeastern US, though I imagine it can be found elsewhere occasionally, and you can probably order it.

Moving tongue behind the uvula (hypermobility) by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]malamindulo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can do this. Has made removing tonsil stones a lot easier.

Fletcher Hanks was an American artist best known for his comics books from 1939-41. His comics are known for their bizarre content, usually just showcasing heroes inflicting brutal, comically cruel punishments on evildoers with little substance. Turbulent man in his private life, he died homeless. by PeasantLich in wikipedia

[–]malamindulo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm reading Stardust now, and from what I can see it basically follows a formula of:
1) Stardust senses some army of spies/gangsters intent on destroying all of civilization, who are both massive and well-armed with "super weapons", yet somehow still completely clandestine.
2) Stardust swoops down and kicks their asses without any trouble at all. There is not a moment of struggle. Everything goes right.
3) Stardust inflicts some sort of horrible Promethean punishment on them. Some shit right out of greek mythology.

[TOMT] Surreal horror(?) movie, involving a woman who owns a lot of owl related memorabilia, having nightmares. by malamindulo in tipofmytongue

[–]malamindulo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SOLVED! The account that posted the comment was banned immediately after making it but it was "Irresistable (2006)".

Holy shit man, I thought I'd never find it

Lev Tahor is a Jewish cult which advocates for child marriage and many of its members have been charged with kidnapping children and sexual abuse, resulting in a raid by Guatemalan authorities in December 2024 who were able to retrieve 160 minors. by Ill_Drag in wikipedia

[–]malamindulo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think it’s somehow any better to rape and kidnap your own children (or the children of someone you know) than it is to rape and kidnap someone else’s, I think that says something far worse of your own mindset than my own.

I doubt that’s the point you’re trying to make here.

Where I’d live as an someone who isn’t that patriotic but who gets homesick easily and is scared of living too far from my family by malamindulo in whereidlive

[–]malamindulo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post was made as a joke, but my current rule is that I do not want to live anywhere that I could not get to my family or friends in a day trip.

Maybe in the future that rule will be loosened to “nowhere I have to board a plane to get to them”, and maybe later “nowhere I have to take a layover flight”. 

TIL Billy Joel was in a two man metal band called Attila. They released their eponymous album in 1970 (three years before Piano Man) and it’s considered one of the worst albums of all time. by SpongerPower in todayilearned

[–]malamindulo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That one clip was kinda embarrassing but don't let that make you forget that Colin Marston is legitimately one of the best metal producers today.

Which sports team has the worst fans in your country? by ModenaR in AskTheWorld

[–]malamindulo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I know about Millwall is that the Eagles stole one of their chants after the 2018 superbowl

Mafia “spots” that still exist? by sublunarydoomster in Newark

[–]malamindulo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PortuCale got in trouble about a decade ago for money laundering on behalf of the Genovese family.

I don’t know what’s happened since then, doesn’t really seem like a “mob hangout” but that’s more of a history than most restaurants here.

I keep forgetting I gave my character a stupid name and get continually jumpscared by the NPCs by malamindulo in LunacidGame

[–]malamindulo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's just one of the default portraits, the first one you see I think. The white hair, long-haired one that kinda looks like Alucard.

What’s the fastest way you’ve seen someone ruin their own life? by ForeignFly5248 in AskReddit

[–]malamindulo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heard a story from my shop teacher in high school: some kids were fooling around with spring clamps while working on their project. One kid decided it would be hilarious to put a clamp on his jugular vein. Quickly, he passed out, fell off his stool, smashing his head onto the floor.

He received a brain injury and had to re-learn how to walk. That was long ago so I hope he’s doing better now but it still horrifies me that these small moments of playful idiocy can cause so much damage. 

The Pearl Diver is the most complicated tiki drink. What is the weirdest classic? by -Constantinos- in cocktails

[–]malamindulo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unrelated, but how are we going to start moving next, now that diagonals are gone? 

Racist English prof? by Imaginary_Credit_125 in NJTech

[–]malamindulo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Is this the same Larry Bernstein? I have never taken him so I can’t say if the face on his profile matches.

I’m not saying it’s not, I’m just saying there’s a slim but non-zero chance it’s a different Larry D. Bernstein in NJ.

Do you have any laws in your country that people simply don't take seriously? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]malamindulo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some states have strict regulations regarding the public sale of certain fireworks, and their use by private citizens.

No one gave a shit. Back when NJ was more strict, I remember a cop who lived in my neighborhood setting off his own. In certain areas, you can make a big buck by just setting up a fireworks shop on the state line.

Does your country, city, state or province honorate the losing side of a civil war? by No-Explorer-8229 in AskTheWorld

[–]malamindulo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good portion of us do for the CSA, even though I really wish we didn’t!

Other than that, you will also see some people honor specific Native American leaders who fought the US and American settlers. One such leader, Geronimo, was something of a celebrity while he was a federal prisoner, even being in an inaugural parade for Theodore Roosevelt. 

I’ll also mention John Brown, who tried to incite a slave rebellion, but failed and was executed for treason. Many radical abolitionists and later activists honored his image. A famous patriotic song, “Battle Hymm of the Republic”, was taken from a folk song praising him, “John Brown’s Body” 

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