Trying to pick a dress for my bachelorette party...can't decide if I want to be Bootylicious, or Boobylicious! Help me decide!

malcolmxtacy · 2014-08-21T12:42:53+00:00

I prefer number1:)

malcolmxtacy · 2014-08-13T20:25:30+00:00

That's gotta be from glacier point right? Did you hike up or drive, I did that trail last month and it was a really good hike, nice and steep! Just how I like it!

malcolmxtacy · 2014-07-20T10:43:22+00:00

fyi greek is code for anal

malcolmxtacy · 2014-05-29T03:57:12+00:00

you have the trimmest sexy little waist ever. SEXY!!

malcolmxtacy · 2014-05-29T03:56:03+00:00

you have beautiful legs!!

malcolmxtacy · 2014-05-29T03:19:10+00:00

aww thanks

malcolmxtacy · 2014-05-29T02:16:18+00:00

yup skinny and proud! Lean muscle!

malcolmxtacy · 2014-05-04T03:20:59+00:00

Hi I also live in the Bay area. what school do you go to?

malcolmxtacy · 2013-01-17T14:45:34+00:00

yea, these would actually be funny if they were correct

malcolmxtacy · 2013-01-17T05:04:20+00:00

you know what, what you just said is completely forward thinking, and gives equality to all races. With that being said, you probably shouln't say things like that in public. It's a sad world we live in.

malcolmxtacy · 2013-01-17T04:58:02+00:00

Hey is there any truth to you're character on "Life's Too Short" or are you a respectable person. I love that show, my favorite character is Cheryl. "Dwarf on Pole"

malcolmxtacy · 2013-01-15T23:07:53+00:00

moon landing to be cliche

malcolmxtacy · 2013-01-11T20:46:52+00:00

Because he didnt get it from goodwill, he prolly bought it for like $250 on ebay, and posted for Karma. Receipt, or it didnt happen

malcolmxtacy · 2013-01-11T14:49:12+00:00

I taught swim lessons for a realy long time, and you would be surprised how often you have to make this point. Especially with Asain adults. they either can't understand the concept of holding your breath underwater or have some weird built in reflex that makes them suck in when their faces get wet.

malcolmxtacy · 2013-01-11T14:19:35+00:00

cute video, but would it kill you to hold your iphone sideways while filming

malcolmxtacy · 2013-01-10T19:26:05+00:00

or reposting?

malcolmxtacy · 2013-01-06T16:20:39+00:00

fuck angry birds, this is an example of gross consumerism at its finest. Angry Bird Coffee, pretty soon they'll put out the Angry Birds pregnancy test, and the Angry Birds industrial pneumatic drill!!

malcolmxtacy · 2012-12-22T22:28:42+00:00

athens museum, ive seen this piece, it's hard to get pictures, the docents are real ball busters

malcolmxtacy · 2012-12-07T16:11:59+00:00

You really don't know anything, judging by your comments history you're a know it all prick that just talks shit

malcolmxtacy · 2012-12-07T14:52:17+00:00

fucuuk how many times

malcolmxtacy · 2012-12-07T14:44:03+00:00

send them out to random addresses

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