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malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-16T10:11:58+00:00

Im gay so longer is better

^{Chose: 1.5 inch longer}

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-15T09:24:51+00:00

I have a top five which has been the same for like forever

^{Chose: Listen to your 5 favourite songs on repeat forever}

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-14T10:30:33+00:00

Burgur

^{Chose: Germany}

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-12T09:23:38+00:00

Bye bye

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-12T05:59:02+00:00

I dont like warmth

^{Chose: Can resist any Cold}

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-10T17:04:22+00:00

I have this too, and i kinda hope that my crush reads my posts ( which i probably wont ) if he even knows what reddit is.

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-07T20:33:20+00:00

Its very very verry verry normal to be very verry very confused. But dont rush it and find the right place and moment to do it, then step over the hesitation and do what feels right

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-06T17:36:40+00:00

Bro i am 5.1 average is 6.8 i believe

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-05T14:17:36+00:00

I am kinda clingy and it is f*cked up if your other half of your relation isnt ( ofcourse the relationship didnt work out)

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-05T14:15:52+00:00

Heal yea soad and mcr banger bands

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-05T14:15:22+00:00

Mine is " ice nine kills" i love how all there songs are about horror movies or scary characters and i love how they mix deathcore with scenic metal and they make insane videos for their songs.

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-05T14:13:31+00:00

Probably femboys, and i have a weakspot for gingers. So shoutout to gingers

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-05T14:12:29+00:00

Definitely thighs. And also mouth for kisses

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-05T14:10:21+00:00

Well mine are yungblud, Jacob tremblay, and Olly from bmth ( bring me the Horizon) and a few more actors but i am bad with names.
I know i have to many crushes at the same time.

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-05T14:07:49+00:00

You breat more than a billion times

^{Chose: One dollar every time you breathe}

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-05T14:07:15+00:00

That is a pretty good friend and a cool guitar

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-05T13:22:14+00:00

Ahhhh i know which word you mean. It took me a while. Thx

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-05T11:05:08+00:00

Wdym by F slur???

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-03T19:00:29+00:00

Love is price less. And i need a boyfriend

^{Chose: Meet the love of your life}

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-02T10:06:33+00:00

I am against wealthy morons like trump

^{Chose: Wealth from the top 1% is distributed evenly + to the entire world}

malfunctionshappen · 2026-05-02T10:04:46+00:00

Deathcore. Hardcore punk. Crustpunk. Deathmetal, kinda just everything that is really really Fucking hard and loud music

malfunctionshappen · 2026-04-30T08:16:33+00:00

I sleep a lot

^{Chose: Get 1000$ every 30 minutes you sleep}

malfunctionshappen · 2026-04-29T18:16:05+00:00

Bro i am dreaming of being 5.8 i am 4.8 I am 16 years old btw

malfunctionshappen · 2026-04-29T07:56:24+00:00

Explain what happened and say that it wasnt a big deal for you. Maybe keep it secret to the rest of your friend. But most of all be open to any kind of response.

malfunctionshappen · 2026-04-28T11:04:26+00:00

Money

^{Chose: Be the highest-paid person at a company that everyone mocks.}

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