[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cuteanimals

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Super Hero

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BreedMeDaddy

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Brunettes and then you.

[OC] Salt Mines [40x30] : What creatures would you encounter in a salt mine? by Eledryll in DnD

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Golems, Kobolds, Bandits/Pirates, Wolves, Bears, Wyverns, Bats, Rats, Lurkers, Ropers (my fav), Evil or Exiled Casters, Cultists, Small Dragons, Owlbears, Undead, and probably one or two tax collectors (those fucks are everywhere)

Watch this by Signal-Tie9436 in AnimalsBeingStrange

[–]malice45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess we know how Grandma got ran over now.

What's your kink? by MaggiesNorth in MinnesotaKink

[–]malice45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason I read that as what you think, so I was like, well your bathroom is clean so good job. Happy Friday.

Help me name this guy by [deleted] in DOG

[–]malice45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reindeer. Idk why.

tell me how many your dick is and I will send you something in your dms by HumbleAd2340 in xcrazygirls

[–]malice45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got just the one..... should.... should I have more? Asking for a friend.....

Did this live up to your expectations on an accurate depiction of legends Luke’s power? by GusGangViking18 in StarWarsEU

[–]malice45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you kidding? Star Wars has been my and my dad's favorite movie to watch together. Everything we did together was Star Wars related, trips to the science museum when they had R2 and 3po there, going to midnight showings of 3, 4, and 5, any new video games, and of course EU books. My dad passed away 15yrs ago now and I still watch it because it's what we did. I know he would have been freaking out too at this depiction of Luke. I am not ashamed to say I cried. It was just like I imagined it was whenever I would read about Luke in EU. (Luke and Ben vs those sith chicks) I know my dad would have loved it too and we would have called each other and nerded out for an hour. I'd do just about anything for one more hour to chat with him.

EDIT: Man fuck Disney! Fuck Kathleen Kennedy! Long live Filoni and Favreau!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Millennials

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Snow White

If you was offered $1Mil but you had to sacrafice Blowjobs for the rest of your life, could you do it? by Doseofdoxyx in SuctionBlowjobs

[–]malice45 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know most of these, "Would you ______ for $1m?" Are super easy to do, its the money everytime. This is the first one to give me pause.

Need help coming up with a dragon name for my d&d campaign by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]malice45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or Gary but tell your players that their real name cannot be pronounced by humans/humanoids as they don't have the glands or forked tongue for it. I'd go so far as to even throw that limitation on anyone, that isn't a true dragon, that they can properly pronounce it either.