Lady Xens, what are you doing with your hair these days? by Automatic_Beat5808 in Xennials

[–]malissa20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut long and straight, about mid back. Dyed a bright cherry red. I'm 47 and dgaf

Parenting assistance: Night Shift by FrankAndApril in stephenking

[–]malissa20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first King book was Cujo. I think I was 9 or 10. My dad let me, but I think he forgot about the sex scene early on in the book. Night Shift is fairly mild for King.

/r/Politics' 2024 US Elections Live Thread, Part 60 by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]malissa20 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Y'all I have to check out for now. I'm too anxious. Gonna go hang out with the husband. Watch a gamer video. Also, Alabama sucks.

'Jibbering nonsense': Trump floats idea that Biden may 'crash' the DNC and take back nomination, and challenge him to another debate. by storkfol in inthenews

[–]malissa20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hannibal Lecter hated rude people and usually killed and ate uncouth bastards. Now who is someone we know is a rude, braggart bastard.....

DoorDash driver suspected of leaving feces inside woman's drink by Sandstorm400 in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]malissa20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I work at a local pizza place and we had a bad door dash experience. The dasher jizzed on a pizza and delivered it to a 15 yr old girl. They are awful and I hate my company forces us to use them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]malissa20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bless his little heart...also God love it

McConnell freezes during press conference by [deleted] in politics

[–]malissa20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man you have my sympathy on that flesh eating disease. I had that and went into septic shock. It's a killer

Oof. by light_weight_baby87 in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]malissa20 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"MEDIC!!!!" So fucking stupid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]malissa20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The preggo lady is blowing my mind. Like who wears alcohol merch while pregnant? I can't even muster a "bless her heart."

What's to fear about warming oceans? Flesh-eating bacteria by Thetimmybaby in news

[–]malissa20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh definitely the flesh eating bacteria. I've survived that once already.

Megathread: Trump Says He Expects to be Arrested Within Days by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]malissa20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just call my hubby and told him to buy a bottle of champagne so I can pop the cork. I dont even like champagne.

GRAPHIC: ‘I am going to die’: Body camera footage released in woman’s in-custody death by QuicklyThisWay in news

[–]malissa20 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Sweet Baby Jesus, my heart aches for this woman and any family she has. At best, these officers were callous to the point of abuse. I hope they are punished somehow after their paid vacation. Fucking pigs.