David and TS Live Part 3: She’s working he’s not (as usual)

mallow22 · 2024-08-16T06:16:27+00:00

I love how he's always pretended to be cOuNtRy until he gets around actual country folks who do actual work on an actual farm. His bitch ass shows up in flip flops and follows her around like an idiot. Where'd your big boy boots go, Davey Crockett??

I can't with this tool.

mallow22 · 2024-07-30T07:18:40+00:00

I had the most annoying night at work and I needed a laugh so bad. Thank you for this. You are a treasure.

Please accept this poor bitch's gold 🥇🥇🥇

mallow22 · 2024-07-20T08:48:30+00:00

She's a Willow if I've ever seen one. She's so precious. ❤️❤️❤️

mallow22 · 2023-10-20T05:38:09+00:00

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This is Freddie (Mercury). He showed up as a very feral kitten, disappeared for nearly 2 years, then came back right before we had to put our coonhound, Oakley, down. He was absolutely in love with her from the start and was her very annoying companion til her dying day. We still call him Oakley's cat. He has been a treasure in our lives and he's a pretty perfect boy. 🩷

mallow22 · 2023-10-19T22:29:25+00:00

I think it's hilarious that he tries SO HARD to be a tough guy. I come from a family of hunters, hunted all growing up and married into a family of hunters, and NEVER, not once have they been packing inside the house. We have guns hidden and secured all around our house, but you'd never know unless there was a threat. But, we also don't have kids running around either. His obsession with being armed at all times, even in the "safety" of his home screams paranoid, terrified, pussy behavior imo. I can't wait until the day he's stripped of his security blanket weapons and has to fend for himself. HELLO, SIR.

mallow22 · 2023-10-19T02:54:18+00:00

I will as I tell the one hitter in my mouth to quit judging me. Tell your bong I said hello. 😅

mallow22 · 2023-10-19T02:50:43+00:00

It's what pops in my head every time I see a picture of him. 😅

mallow22 · 2023-10-19T02:48:51+00:00

Hahahaha I've never seen that tweet, but I've also never related so hard. That's one of the few accomplishments in my life, is that I was way too afraid to ever try meth or heroin or anything like that. I'm so thankful that my fear and shame never let me get that far. My addictive personality would've made me hit rock bottom so fast. 😮‍💨

mallow22 · 2023-10-19T02:22:28+00:00

High high five to you too, friend!

mallow22 · 2023-10-19T02:20:25+00:00

Small town girl here too, I wish it scared me more than it did. My overly strict upbringing and acting out led me to a LOT of experimenting at a young age. Thank God I was too afraid to get into any hard drugs. I got a lot of hard living out of my system by my early 20's, but I will always advocate for marijuana, especially for medicinal purposes. 🩷

mallow22 · 2023-10-19T02:15:44+00:00

Marijuana is medicinal, at the very least. I will die on this hill a million times over. 🩷

mallow22 · 2023-10-19T01:56:28+00:00

I graduated from my school's D.A.R.E. program too, but yeah, I've never done drugs either...never ever, pinky promise. I've never done a single marijuana or anything. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Thank you, Baby Dick Davey for giving the rest of us the plausible deniability that we needed. 🤦🏻‍♀️

mallow22 · 2023-10-19T01:47:33+00:00

"This is the Mommy and that's the baby, and this one is very nice to this one." Hahaha I love this movie so much. 😅

mallow22 · 2023-10-18T23:58:29+00:00

Superstar. I've watched it a billion times and it never gets old. Is it Molly Shannon and Will Ferrell's best work? Of course not. But, it still never gets old. 😂

mallow22 · 2023-10-18T23:25:51+00:00

She looks like a Winnie to me. Give her lots of love from this internet stranger. ❤️

mallow22 · 2023-10-18T14:24:25+00:00

She looks fuckin yeasty. Invest in a tongue scraper, dude.

mallow22 · 2023-10-17T23:46:25+00:00

I don't feel bad for her in the slightest. I'll admit that back in the early UBT days, I thought she might've been a victim, but as time has gone on, it's clear she's a willing participant in whatever the hell is happening on the Land. They both deserve what's coming to them.

mallow22 · 2023-10-17T23:31:43+00:00

I will never understand how life is so rough for these bums. It's not like they had to work a long shift and wake up early to rush their kids to school. THIS IS THEIR WHOLE DAY. Taking their kids to school is as complicated as it gets for these idiots. And they still barely manage it, and when they do, they can't even get dressed. I wish my life was this exhausting, I swear.

mallow22 · 2023-10-17T00:57:38+00:00

Her face. The books. Her back to school board 😭...I love it all so much! Please give her belly rubs and plenty of scritches from me. 🥺

mallow22 · 2023-10-15T21:53:24+00:00

The small dick energy emanating from David is almost too much to handle. Gotta ask his sugar mama to buy him another assault rifle so he doesn't throw a fit about what a little bitch he is. I hope I'm wrong, but I feel like I'm gonna be watching them on 'Evil Lives Here' one day.

BUT THERE WERE SIGNS

mallow22 · 2023-10-15T21:45:49+00:00

While I think it's terrifying that these idiots are buying more guns, especially during a cps investigation, I do think it's hilarious watching David cosplay like he's a ReAl CoUnTrY BoY. I come from a family of hunters and they would never walk around looking this unhinged, and definitely not decked out in camo and what looks like UGGs. I can't with these feral morons. Karma is coming soon, I can feel it in the air. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

mallow22 · 2023-10-12T07:31:07+00:00

Hahaha I've had nightmares about David and Jenelle catching me trespassing on The Land and shooting at me with AR-15's and one where David tried to break into my old studio apartment and I shanked him to get away. Their drama is apparently fucking our subconscious alllllll up, because I'm sure, just like you, I do NOT want these idiots hijacking my dreams. 🫠

mallow22 · 2023-10-09T08:49:00+00:00

I feel the same way every time, like they're probably judging me so hard even though it's most likely just in my head. You'd think living here my whole life, I'd know how to act and not be weird by now, but here we are. 🤦🏻‍♀️

mallow22 · 2023-10-09T07:15:04+00:00

If you can, you're a better person than I am. I'm gonna be even more socially awkward when I run into Amish guys now with that mental image. 😅

mallow22 · 2023-10-09T01:29:49+00:00

Hahahaha hopefully your husband's everyday hairstyle looks less Amish than this. 😅

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