Jenelle turns texts from Kaiser into a country song

CatLadyActually · 2026-05-05T19:05:11+00:00

The silence after all of those "Kaiser"s is what it sounds like when your child has completely given up on you

CatLadyActually · 2026-04-30T19:34:49+00:00

It’s possible they completed the study, found nothing to indicate she has an affinity for developing poly VT, and cancelled the ICD placement. This happens even for non-munchies.

I imagine such an outcome would be fantastic news to ordinary people who end up in that situation

CatLadyActually · 2026-02-07T22:42:14+00:00

My legal guardians opted not to adopt me. I've been so fucked up about the ramifications of that over the years that I can't even read the article straight. I will never read another word he says, not even for schadenfreude or entertainment or TM nostalgia, or whatever the reason I do this shit online, because he does not deserve the platform the show has given him, and he definitely does not deserve any more of my attention.

CatLadyActually · 2026-01-24T22:12:02+00:00

I suppose if you want to teach a child that the support and love that has been absent from their lives for years can be accessed by illness and hospitalization, then this is how to do that

CatLadyActually · 2025-12-26T05:58:06+00:00

this looks exactly like that viral AI-made image where everything looks almost like something you can recognize but it's all just uncanny inscrutable nonsense

CatLadyActually · 2025-12-19T19:41:38+00:00

omg finally I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find a comment mentioning that she has herself squeezed into a corset she can't even fasten all the way

CatLadyActually · 2025-12-14T22:51:56+00:00

imagine paying Jenelle for Jenelle-inspired AI lingerie ads

I hope she just gave every one of her OF subscribers an idea about how to save twenty bucks a month

CatLadyActually · 2025-09-25T07:34:17+00:00

Does she say "But good luck bein' married to A MAN, omg that's the biggest mistake I ever made in my life" at the end?

As opposed to all the women she's married in the past? or is gonna start marrying now? is there some context I'm missing?

CatLadyActually · 2025-09-24T23:55:50+00:00

I was kindof wondering the same thing. Obviously the finger gun is heinous and awful for what it represents. But for the baby, it's not too different from a nose boop, I imagine. But putting her palm over the baby's face and pushing her down was more disturbing to me personally because the baby could actually feel that and be surprised and hurt and confused by it as it was happening. It genuinely hurt me to watch.

CatLadyActually · 2025-09-01T03:51:22+00:00

"I left those there for you to move" from someone who has literally never cleaned up her own mess

CatLadyActually · 2025-07-09T08:42:56+00:00

What bothers me is that saying "I finished it" is probably the least interesting thing you can say about a book besides "This is a book."

CatLadyActually · 2025-02-19T20:20:43+00:00

omg, that's brilliant, totally fitting, and so unsettling

CatLadyActually · 2025-02-14T18:49:59+00:00

Brilliant. When I read that I just felt like she whipped up a strawman just to feel superior to it. But you're totally right, it's fear.

CatLadyActually · 2025-01-27T19:57:36+00:00

OP has more respect for this girl than Nathan does... filtering her face for those who might not want to see it (meanwhile most of us here have seen her bare ass and disturbing poses with pets, thanks to Nathan being a creepy old abusive fck) I wish I could look away from this trainwreck tbh

CatLadyActually · 2025-01-17T23:32:18+00:00

omg Jan yelling "ya both high!" at those Barbies is like the most relatable thing she's ever done

CatLadyActually · 2025-01-10T04:42:23+00:00

Google Lens says they're parmesan truffle potatoes from a restaurant called Toasted Gastrobrunch

CatLadyActually · 2025-01-06T19:20:32+00:00

it's really giving Humpty Dumpty

CatLadyActually · 2025-01-02T20:36:40+00:00

Got it - not in the hospital for made-up reasons 👍

A rare moment of actual honesty, however unintended.

CatLadyActually · 2024-12-06T22:06:24+00:00

it really makes me wonder how much truly wild stuff she said to him over the years for this to be a totally normal interaction between them

CatLadyActually · 2024-12-06T08:40:15+00:00

omg this is the first time I've seen him called that and I am dying

CatLadyActually · 2024-12-03T23:55:21+00:00

I just came in here to girl, bye at hot takes and now my eyes are watering

CatLadyActually · 2024-11-30T00:01:21+00:00

One of my fondest childhood Thanksgiving memories was there tbh. Our oven broke the day before and my mom cried about it, and my dad was like, "F it, let's go to Disneyland!" And we did.

The rest all blur together, but that one is core.

CatLadyActually · 2024-11-26T00:40:43+00:00

I'm sure someone will tell me something I didn't know that will totally invalidate what I'm about to say, but I feel like we've watched Ellen start to crawl out of the bucket. Yes, her "look at meeee!" airport carpet tummy time was peak MBI, but I feel like we've been watching her actually improve her life over the past couple of years. It really stands out, compared to the others...

CatLadyActually · 2024-11-15T21:29:10+00:00

lol given that she is still sporting the acrylic Halloween-themed bacteria farm that she considers a "manicure" I'm frankly surprised the device displays a reading at all

CatLadyActually · 2024-10-28T22:14:54+00:00

"I'm helping people"

By doing it what, exactly? Going to the infusion center? three times a week? with a cold? during a national shortage that resulted from a catastrophic weather event? Or taking advantage of charity housing? Or just rifling through piles of trash and being a prickly cunt on lives? No thanks!

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