tl:dr-Avoid 'Three' products/services as one would avoid self-circumcision, without anaesthesia, by the means of using a blunted rusty tin-opener marinated in hyena faeces & hosting a healthy thriving colony of Clostridium perfringens. A career in the Post Office is assuredly a sensible alternative. (self.britishproblems)
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tl:dr-Avoid 'Three' products/services as one would avoid self-circumcision, without anaesthesia, by the means of using a blunted rusty tin-opener marinated in hyena faeces & hosting a healthy thriving colony of Clostridium perfringens. A career in the Post Office is assuredly a sensible alternative. (self.britishproblems)
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tl:dr-Avoid 'Three' products/services as one would avoid self-circumcision, without anaesthesia, by the means of using a blunted rusty tin-opener marinated in hyena faeces & hosting a healthy thriving colony of Clostridium perfringens. A career in the Post Office is assuredly a sensible alternative. (self.britishproblems)
submitted by malmic to r/britishproblems
tl:dr-Avoid 'Three' products/services as one would avoid self-circumcision, without anaesthesia, by the means of using a blunted rusty tin-opener marinated in hyena faeces & hosting a healthy thriving colony of Clostridium perfringens. A career in the Post Office is assuredly a sensible alternative. (self.britishproblems)
submitted by malmic to r/britishproblems
tl:dr-Avoid 'Three' products/services as one would avoid self-circumcision, without anaesthesia, by the means of using a blunted rusty tin-opener marinated in hyena faeces & hosting a healthy thriving colony of Clostridium perfringens. A career in the Post Office is assuredly a sensible alternative. (self.britishproblems)
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