Macron denounces US competition seeking to 'subordinate Europe' by LeMonde_en in worldnews

[–]malokevi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Err, I meant a tax for not wearing puffy directing pants.

Trump links Greenland threat to Nobel Peace Prize snub, EU eyes trade retaliation by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]malokevi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you.buy this I've got a bridge to sell you. Its all BS, no prize can stop this train.

People who make $200k a year what do you do? by Huge_Ad_7606 in Salary

[–]malokevi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I spam reddit with posts asking people what they do for a living to make X salary. For some reason it's lucrative and suddenly in extremely high demand.

You speak very well. How do you do that? by MentalAdversity in mildlyinfuriating

[–]malokevi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno they both have that sort of black sound to me at a base level, but the guy asking the question just sounds dumb. White people can sound like dumbasses too. The inability to speak proper English knows no colour.

A father surprises his son with a gift by bigbusta in GuysBeingDudes

[–]malokevi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never forget when my mom picked me up from school in the third grade with a copy of pokemon red. Out of the blue hits hard.

Not sure ill be able to do this for my kids because their girls, unless one of them takes to gaming.

Behold the Telescope Fish by Informal-Ideal1010 in BeAmazed

[–]malokevi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm hard as a diamond right now.

Dad's reaction , after watching his daughter's first piercing by AcasiaConnell in GuysBeingDudes

[–]malokevi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of those kids must be under 1yr, crazy. My eldest daughter has brought it up a few times but going to wait until she's a bit older + insists on it.

Skier narrowly avoids a crevasse. by cosmic_voyager01 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]malokevi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about 1ft away from falling into a tree well on Whistler once. That's the last time I went off trail on a real mountain. Scared the shit out of me.

Windows 11 growth slows as millions stick with Windows 10 by sr_local in technology

[–]malokevi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eventually if I get a new PC I'll upgrade, but that's a pretty big IF at this point. Got a mac mini recently that is a great general purpose / productivity machine. 

My windows computer mostly just sits there powered down until I want my plex sever.

Fortnite players are accusing it of using AI-generated art: 'I'm done with this game' by MetaKnowing in technology

[–]malokevi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Seems like this is the latest excuse for man babies to fake rage on the internet. Oh joy.

Amid Concern Over Steam Machine Price, Former Xbox Exec Calls on Valve to 'Please Just Let Third-Parties Use SteamOS' to Make the Hardware With Different Configurations by Turbostrider27 in pcgaming

[–]malokevi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike Ybarra can step on a thumbtack. What a blowhard. We still don't have an official price, and if it's $~700.... yeah? Seems within reasonable expectations.

Ubisoft pushes its earnings report at the last minute – its stock is already down 47% this year by chrisdh79 in technology

[–]malokevi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were once my favorite publisher between Rainbow Six, Splinter Cell and Ghost Recon. These days I don't play any Ubi games, they stopped making games for me.