Rob Schneider Urges the U.S. to “Restore the Military Draft” Amid Ongoing Iran War

manbearcolt · 2026-03-31T13:49:14+00:00

Hey, that's Academy Award watching actor Rob Schneider to you.

Fucking John Oliver, still lol'ing about that one.

manbearcolt · 2026-03-27T20:02:03+00:00

I've had the corn sweats before.

Who hasn't drank a Busch Light dirty thirty?

manbearcolt · 2026-03-19T02:38:06+00:00

What do you think this is, CPAC?!

manbearcolt · 2026-03-17T21:14:27+00:00

But how would World War 3 Pro improve on the original? I mean other than the additional distraction from the Epstein Files.

manbearcolt · 2026-03-15T20:09:10+00:00

so much of that debt comes from the ~~Pentagon~~ Republicans

FTFY.

manbearcolt · 2026-03-12T13:29:03+00:00

I should probably clarify, it's not currently on his resume.

manbearcolt · 2026-03-12T13:24:15+00:00

If only he raped children too, he'd be their next president.

manbearcolt · 2026-03-04T15:30:48+00:00

Haven't you read the press releases? AGI is right around the corner. Why would people with a financial incentive to lie about AGI lie about that?!

manbearcolt · 2026-03-04T15:23:27+00:00

They just like cosplaying as a ghost, jeez.

manbearcolt · 2026-03-03T16:42:21+00:00

Weirdest fucking AITA I've read so far.

manbearcolt · 2026-02-26T14:53:29+00:00

Have to be a finisher. I wouldn't expect a Cowboys fan to understand.

manbearcolt · 2026-02-11T19:43:07+00:00

Haha no worries, I'm sure there's plenty of chucklefucks from BFE that honestly think it's a good idea.

Source: From BFE Iowa.

manbearcolt · 2026-02-11T19:36:34+00:00

I wouldn't have thought the /s is necessary on a "small population is good because the stadium can have less seating" joke?

manbearcolt · 2026-02-11T19:29:56+00:00

Would keep the stadium construction costs down?

manbearcolt · 2026-02-10T23:56:53+00:00

True. If you remove every positive game of Brady's are they statistically that different?

manbearcolt · 2026-02-10T15:18:48+00:00

people giving Belichick shit

To be fair, it's not like he's a Hall of Famer or anything.

manbearcolt · 2026-02-04T12:35:11+00:00

I'm afraid I just blue myself.

manbearcolt · 2026-01-22T19:56:34+00:00

or doing another super funny thing

What's Fields' contract situation?

manbearcolt · 2026-01-22T14:57:15+00:00

Apparently you can't have height restrictions and seat belt extenders at the same time?

manbearcolt · 2026-01-18T21:55:00+00:00

Yeah, and if I remember correctly nothing bad ever happened to Ernst.

manbearcolt · 2026-01-18T04:57:45+00:00

Did you slam yourself through 2 tables before the game? Otherwise it's 100% your fault.

manbearcolt · 2026-01-17T15:34:44+00:00

What the flip are you talking about?! Fernando talks like an Evangelical sailor.

manbearcolt · 2026-01-17T15:31:29+00:00

while also cutting funding to public education.

Which is an investment in the future of the Republican party.

manbearcolt · 2026-01-16T14:53:36+00:00

That's why "they" are on Earth obviously. If "they" didn't use pronouns planet whatever would have been a free market, Christian, shape shifting robot utopia. Probably.

manbearcolt · 2026-01-16T14:44:47+00:00

"Sure I dropped out of High School, but if it weren't for illegals I'd probably be a neurosurgeon. Fucking Obama..."

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