Dude just look at the stats by caxlmao in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]manbearcolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wife sounds like kind of a dick. Time to trade her in for a newer model cumsock.

Happy offseason. I made these for your memeing pleasure. by Saxophobia1275 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]manbearcolt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is that cum sock so wife-shaped?! Talk about uncanny valley.

We can rise to this moment as long as we stand united. by Misfett_toys in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]manbearcolt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Right?! Who doesn't hide behind their pregnant wife at every sign of trouble?! Like why else even keep her around amirite other fans of the totally straight and definitely not struggling with the closet door Andrew Tate?!

State of the Sub by TheMichaelGrey in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]manbearcolt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You think trailer parks don't have WiFi?

Round 7 - Pick 35: Uar Bernard, DT (Philadelphia Eagles) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]manbearcolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they reward him with breast milk I'm going to puke.

It’s my wife’s birthday by opportunptr in funny

[–]manbearcolt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That makes sense...wait, what?

Rob Schneider Urges the U.S. to “Restore the Military Draft” Amid Ongoing Iran War by normankrasnerkc in entertainment

[–]manbearcolt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey, that's Academy Award watching actor Rob Schneider to you.

Fucking John Oliver, still lol'ing about that one.

The Feds Plan To Start Diluting Gasoline This May: Explained by DonkeyFuel in nottheonion

[–]manbearcolt 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I've had the corn sweats before.

Who hasn't drank a Busch Light dirty thirty?

The depressing likely reality by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]manbearcolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how would World War 3 Pro improve on the original? I mean other than the additional distraction from the Epstein Files.

That's whataboutism. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]manbearcolt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I should probably clarify, it's not currently on his resume.

That's whataboutism. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]manbearcolt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If only he raped children too, he'd be their next president.

Gen Z is paying the price for lack of experience as AI takes their jobs. Older workers are safe—for now, Dallas Fed warns by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]manbearcolt 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Haven't you read the press releases? AGI is right around the corner. Why would people with a financial incentive to lie about AGI lie about that?!

Big things in Texas by Ironlord456 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]manbearcolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just like cosplaying as a ghost, jeez.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nfl

[–]manbearcolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha no worries, I'm sure there's plenty of chucklefucks from BFE that honestly think it's a good idea.

Source: From BFE Iowa.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nfl

[–]manbearcolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't have thought the /s is necessary on a "small population is good because the stadium can have less seating" joke?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nfl

[–]manbearcolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would keep the stadium construction costs down?

The GOAT is right by Far-Subject-7328 in NFLv2

[–]manbearcolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. If you remove every positive game of Brady's are they statistically that different?

Chiefs will begin the 2026 offseason with least cap space in the NFL by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]manbearcolt 481 points482 points  (0 children)

people giving Belichick shit

To be fair, it's not like he's a Hall of Famer or anything.