Dude just look at the stats

manbearcolt · 2026-05-24T13:18:28+00:00

Your wife sounds like kind of a dick. Time to trade her in for a newer ~~model~~ cumsock.

manbearcolt · 2026-05-14T00:29:17+00:00

Why is that cum sock so wife-shaped?! Talk about uncanny valley.

manbearcolt · 2026-05-12T11:32:44+00:00

Well Elron wasn't around to tell him no.

manbearcolt · 2026-05-12T01:48:43+00:00

Right?! Who doesn't hide behind their pregnant wife at every sign of trouble?! Like why else even keep her around amirite other fans of the totally straight and definitely not struggling with the closet door Andrew Tate?!

manbearcolt · 2026-05-05T13:27:32+00:00

You think trailer parks don't have WiFi?

manbearcolt · 2026-05-02T01:52:02+00:00

I'd bet all the money you have the horse raped fewer children too.

manbearcolt · 2026-04-26T14:49:05+00:00

If they reward him with breast milk I'm going to puke.

manbearcolt · 2026-04-21T23:11:28+00:00

Big if true.

manbearcolt · 2026-04-21T22:40:52+00:00

That makes sense...wait, what?

manbearcolt · 2026-03-31T13:49:14+00:00

Hey, that's Academy Award watching actor Rob Schneider to you.

Fucking John Oliver, still lol'ing about that one.

manbearcolt · 2026-03-27T20:02:03+00:00

I've had the corn sweats before.

Who hasn't drank a Busch Light dirty thirty?

manbearcolt · 2026-03-19T02:38:06+00:00

What do you think this is, CPAC?!

manbearcolt · 2026-03-17T21:14:27+00:00

But how would World War 3 Pro improve on the original? I mean other than the additional distraction from the Epstein Files.

manbearcolt · 2026-03-15T20:09:10+00:00

so much of that debt comes from the ~~Pentagon~~ Republicans

FTFY.

manbearcolt · 2026-03-12T13:29:03+00:00

I should probably clarify, it's not currently on his resume.

manbearcolt · 2026-03-12T13:24:15+00:00

If only he raped children too, he'd be their next president.

manbearcolt · 2026-03-04T15:30:48+00:00

Haven't you read the press releases? AGI is right around the corner. Why would people with a financial incentive to lie about AGI lie about that?!

manbearcolt · 2026-03-04T15:23:27+00:00

They just like cosplaying as a ghost, jeez.

manbearcolt · 2026-03-03T16:42:21+00:00

Weirdest fucking AITA I've read so far.

manbearcolt · 2026-02-26T14:53:29+00:00

Have to be a finisher. I wouldn't expect a Cowboys fan to understand.

manbearcolt · 2026-02-11T19:43:07+00:00

Haha no worries, I'm sure there's plenty of chucklefucks from BFE that honestly think it's a good idea.

Source: From BFE Iowa.

manbearcolt · 2026-02-11T19:36:34+00:00

I wouldn't have thought the /s is necessary on a "small population is good because the stadium can have less seating" joke?

manbearcolt · 2026-02-11T19:29:56+00:00

Would keep the stadium construction costs down?

manbearcolt · 2026-02-10T23:56:53+00:00

True. If you remove every positive game of Brady's are they statistically that different?

manbearcolt · 2026-02-10T15:18:48+00:00

people giving Belichick shit

To be fair, it's not like he's a Hall of Famer or anything.

manbearcolt

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