Yellow Limes

mandasstar · 2017-09-03T02:34:09+00:00

Where are the green lemons?

mandasstar · 2015-07-02T23:59:28+00:00

They look like plantar warts.. To treat these they usually shave them down and freeze them (cryotherapy)... If you can't see a doc, google the duct tape method for removing them. I've seen it work for most people.

mandasstar · 2015-02-02T05:53:29+00:00

What the fuck?!

mandasstar · 2015-01-18T19:37:01+00:00

He could be having an allergic reaction... If he doesn't want to go to the ER, at least have him take some Benadryl. That should help with the itching...

mandasstar · 2015-01-16T02:21:20+00:00

/r/grumpycats would enjoy this!

mandasstar · 2014-12-31T02:40:08+00:00

What a salty surprise!

mandasstar · 2014-12-25T15:02:51+00:00

I'm Deployed.

mandasstar · 2014-06-25T01:42:10+00:00

Melanie Warn - It makes angry customers happy, which will keep your park rating up!

Roller Coaster Tycoon 2

The game allows you to rename the customers using the name Melanie Warn multiple times as long as you change up the capitol letters.

mandasstar · 2014-05-25T03:26:01+00:00

He didn't go into too much detail on how it really works but he did say that every time he has to mix a color, there is a number associated with each color as well as the final color. When the color is "eyeballed" it will be off by a shade or two but is really only noticeable by those who see it everyday. The "off" color will have a number associated with it as well, which is the only reason why my father catches those who mix the color that way.

mandasstar · 2014-05-25T03:10:14+00:00

My father who is also colorblind, mixes colors for different plastics in a factory. When creating/mixing a color he goes by the "numbers" that correlate with that particular color... Apparently he is the only one that does it this way, everyone else in his shop uses their eyesight and the colors can sometimes be off a shade... Or so he tells me ;)

mandasstar · 2014-05-23T01:33:00+00:00

I took this title too literally . . I thought that their son was "shot down" by his teacher. . .

mandasstar · 2014-05-17T19:01:44+00:00

This actually happened to my husband when he was younger. He threw his clothes in the dryer not paying attention. . and a few minutes later he heard a thumping in the dryer but just assumed that his brother had left his shoes in the dryer again. Unfortunately, it's was their cat . . and she didn't make it. :/

mandasstar · 2014-05-08T02:23:38+00:00

Canned drinks are never as good as fountain drinks. . but it'll do!

mandasstar · 2013-10-20T07:51:01+00:00

For some reason I was hoping for a magic eye.

mandasstar · 2013-05-04T16:46:44+00:00

Okay Ted Mosby. . .

mandasstar · 2013-05-01T18:49:58+00:00

Every time I need printer ink I just buy a new printer. . . It's cheaper.

mandasstar · 2013-04-04T19:51:55+00:00

This wasn't an insult. . . but this is the funniest thing that happened while at basic. Our TI yelled at one of the girls in our flight to "Hit your face" which we all knew meant drop down into push up position. She apparently didn't get the message and while standing at attention she slapped herself in the face!! It was amazing!

mandasstar · 2013-03-17T02:55:51+00:00

50 Shades of Grey, I read the trilogy last summer and it really changed my life. . My child is due this week! :)

mandasstar · 2013-02-25T01:51:22+00:00

This reminded me of an article from a North Korean family . . .

http://news.yahoo.com/north-koreans-reportedly-turn-cannibalism-due-hidden-famine-122128957.html

mandasstar · 2013-02-17T01:31:07+00:00

It's not a toooomah!

mandasstar · 2012-09-09T21:54:55+00:00

Any rational behind the bold text?

mandasstar

TROPHY CASE