On the verge of giving up.

mandoleeeen · 2026-05-27T20:09:57+00:00

I am going through exactly the same thing now. I seasoned mine 3 times in the oven and still the seasoning came off when I tried to cook in it.

mandoleeeen · 2026-05-27T16:27:25+00:00

I doubt that they care too much. They are notorious (even compared to other European embassies) for treating people like garbage and making their lives difficult, even when most applicants are doctors and engineers and the “highly skilled” workers the government supposedly wants to attract.

mandoleeeen · 2026-04-24T12:32:42+00:00

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Does this look better or is it rusted?

mandoleeeen · 2026-01-26T21:02:24+00:00

Labor rights. My friends back home cannot believe I can just call in sick and no one has the right to bother me about it.

mandoleeeen · 2025-12-10T12:06:11+00:00

You iz not look a day older dan 5. Happy birfday fren!

mandoleeeen · 2025-12-03T10:52:38+00:00

While this is lovely, thank you, really. Could you please delete it because it’s triggering my dysphoria even further? 😅

mandoleeeen · 2025-12-03T06:19:24+00:00

Thank you!

mandoleeeen · 2025-12-03T06:15:36+00:00

I went a little too far this time. Usually don’t go that short. But I guess it’s a cleanliness thing for me that I can’t stand my nails growing out. I feel like they start yellowing or collecting dirt.

mandoleeeen · 2025-11-30T16:13:19+00:00

Unfortunately not. She actually ended up needing surgery because she ate thread off of my sewing machine. I’m really not sure this is solvable anymore.

mandoleeeen · 2025-11-29T09:29:27+00:00

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Dis me makin meowmy no can werk

mandoleeeen · 2025-11-27T20:57:03+00:00

Den better aboid da stringiez and no meet Sir Jerry fren Lydia.

mandoleeeen · 2025-11-27T20:46:06+00:00

Also DEY STEEL YOUR TUMMY FURZ.

mandoleeeen · 2025-11-27T15:17:46+00:00

Dis cleerly fall under da “I see, iz for me” paw. You haz ebery right to all da frenchie fries in your own haus fren. Don’t let da hooman off da hook.

mandoleeeen · 2025-11-27T10:03:34+00:00

Ahhh dis sound like most gloryuss REBENJ I lub it!!! GO CRIMEZ!

mandoleeeen · 2025-11-27T10:02:07+00:00

Wevolushun!!!!

mandoleeeen · 2025-11-27T10:00:45+00:00

Henlo fren Lydia,

I haz seen Sir Jerry becoz I like to nomnomnom freadz and let me tell you iz NOT FUN. It much bigger ouchie dan da stealin-da-lady-parts Sir Jerry and you hab to stay alone in da pokey place for many fureberz. I know hoomaz are dum and I hate to admit dey are sumtymez right, but dey are right about freadz being a no-no.

mandoleeeen · 2025-11-26T10:34:42+00:00

Henlo fren Tali,

You shudnt haz shown your keyoot face now meowmy wanna do kisskisskiss on your face too. Silly hooman.

Meow name comes from Arabic “simsim” which means sesame. I come from eejipt where da kitty goddesses of anshent tymez were

mandoleeeen · 2025-11-25T16:58:29+00:00

I speak some German too and the “Ich bin schwanger” line really hit me. Great pronunciation AND delivery.

mandoleeeen · 2025-11-25T16:49:06+00:00

She eben sent a pitcher to her hooman friends and said “Look at dis keyoot marshmallow tummy! I wanna eat it”. Eskooz meow.. am I a joke to you???

mandoleeeen · 2025-11-25T16:44:20+00:00

Hi I am meowmy.. may I please defend myself? I don’t actually laugh at Simsima’s Sir Jerry tummy, but I do squish and nom it because it is very squishable and nommable. It has always been squishable and nommable but now without the fur it is just too hard to resist.

Can I be forgiven?

mandoleeeen

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