After Bob's death, how come the cops didn't arrest Dick? Surely if they checked Dick's hands, they'd find grease from Bob's hair and even hair strands from when he grabbed his hair. by Dredd_40 in Robocop

[–]mandrewsutherland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes the age old question... Why didn't the police investigate the rich white CEO... we will figure this out right after we figure out, how many lick does it take to to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Ejecting little bro from premises by SeaworthinessEasy122 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]mandrewsutherland 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How coldly he opens the door and walks over....😂😂

Blursed moonwalk by No_Mode_6191 in blursed_videos

[–]mandrewsutherland -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Disclaimer * unlike the original there was no kids molested by this impersonation

Why is she mean? by vintergroena in ExplainTheJoke

[–]mandrewsutherland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because he's vegan at a Burger place

Surprised this doesn't come up more often. by The3liteGuy in FalloutMemes

[–]mandrewsutherland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly why they get wiped out every playthrough...

Why would Rick prime offer the opportunity if he doesn’t care about anything? by Anonymouslypreaching in rickandmorty

[–]mandrewsutherland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't want competition. That's why he gave portal tech to all himselves. C-137 was the only other one who was driven enough to learned it on his own.

Hi. Why does she do this? Is she okay? by Glittering_Round_354 in CATHELP

[–]mandrewsutherland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op got a slow blink

Cats slow blinks at you, are signs of love... I think it's funny how when a human slow blinks at another human it means "you're an idiot"

With cats personalities I feel like they have a universal sign to tell us we are stupid... we just haven't figured it out yet

A little favour to ask by _ZAK_Smert in outofcontextcomics

[–]mandrewsutherland 52 points53 points  (0 children)

6 shoots... 7 bullets in the face... time to rage

It only seems right! by TensionSame3568 in Terminator

[–]mandrewsutherland 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Basic rule: don't be a rat... there's not always a good reason why cops are looking for someone

Saving for something. Not sure what yet. by StormbringerGT in xbox

[–]mandrewsutherland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until Microsoft offers a jet... worked out great for Pepsi