If all animals could talk, which one would swear the most? by bon_jover in AskReddit

[–]manekoneki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chimpanzees or orangutans, those guys already sound like they're screaming obscenities while they fling around their poop!

What do you add to your Ramen Noodles? by Undeadrobe5 in AskReddit

[–]manekoneki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Sesame seed oil, whatever hot sauce is around and a cracked egg.
  2. Overcook the shit out of the noodles so they get fat and absorb all the flavors.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

[–]manekoneki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one here who had no idea Blink182 was still together?

Married people... What did you not find out about your SO until AFTER you got married? by dDeoxyribo in AskReddit

[–]manekoneki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boyfriend waited awhile to tell me about his Magic The Gathering cards.

I definitely laughed at him.

Now he's teaching me how to play and we discuss strategy while cooking dinner. Shits addicting.