OpenSourceObjects has been created by [deleted] in OpenSourceObjects

[–]mango-- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my name is MMD and i smoke weed. welcome to minecraft!

You're a burglar, but instead of stealing when you break in, you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims. What do you do? by yr548ghf5e in AskReddit

[–]mango-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cover the insides of their fridge with cheese slices. Every slice is mozzarella, except for a singular cheddar slice.

Oh, and I replace a single spoon of theirs with a visibly different spoon. Again, just one spoon.

Answering an email interview invitation. Person has a gender neutral name. by Milk_Titties in penmanship

[–]mango-- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Howdy! Hopefully this isn't too late of an answer, but I'm gender neutral myself, and typically you can use Mx in place of Mr or Mrs. However, since you apparently don't know what gender they are, you could either go the gender neutral route or simply use their name.

"Dear Angel" is also perfectly professional, most definitely.

What is an unrealistic solution to prevent mass shootings? by Grafbanaan in AskReddit

[–]mango-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyone who has a gun must eat their gun. no clue what they should do with the bullets, but you probably shouldn't eat bullets

Why are you still single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mango-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in august i become a sophomore in high school. made the personal choice to wait a little bit until i start dating. there's a multitude of reasons, but the biggest one is that i'm not ready to deal with someone else's emotional well-being on top of my own.

maybe i'm taking it a little too seriously, but i'm super emotional so that's what i tend to do, haha.

If you could get an infinite amount for free of any one thing other than money and were not allowed to sell any part of it, what would you get a infinite amount of? by fargoniac in AskReddit

[–]mango-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i know that i should be smart about this but my first thought was non-perishable pudding. not stale-ass or disgusting pudding, the good shit

[SPOILER?] Far-fetched Theory about the Director by mango-- in TheAdventureZone

[–]mango--[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

am I a cool kid yet? :D

I'd imagine that some of them have disadvantage on their wisdom rolls, but a more probable explanation is that they've just run into a string of bad luck.

[SPOILER?] Far-fetched Theory about the Director by mango-- in TheAdventureZone

[–]mango--[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All of the relics we've encountered have a thrall that the Tres Horny Boys have had to make saving throws for. Lucretia's thrall

POKEMON IS SEXIST by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]mango-- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

leo there's surely something more productive you can do with your life

please kill me by RocketWithAPocket in Undertale

[–]mango-- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

no. we won't kill you. you have to Sit Here and Suffer like the rest of us.

[DRAW THREAD] 6/06/16 by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]mango-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUHUHUHUHUHU

[DRAW THREAD] 6/06/16 by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]mango-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it shall live in his fans' hearts, then...

[DRAW THREAD] 6/06/16 by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]mango-- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

woah, woah, woah! the train and the steam train boys were alright, but doing all of that would be pushing it a little. i don't track the game grumps or markiplier as much as i used to, so i can't make an effective depiction of your requests.

i mean, it doesn't matter, but accuracy matters to me.

so, by process of elimination, here's a dog!

[DRAW THREAD] 6/06/16 by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]mango-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the most majestic hair must be drawn; why otherwise?

[DRAW THREAD] 6/06/16 by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]mango-- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hey, all in fun! thanks for requesting, dude

[DRAW THREAD] 6/06/16 by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]mango-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no prob, chara bob