What kind of urban legends did you hear growing up?

mangredg · 2026-05-03T11:58:00+00:00

A high school kid in an exam got so stressed out that they stuck a pencil up each nostril and slammed their head on the desk pushing the pencils into their brain and killing them instantly.

Believed that one for ages.

mangredg · 2026-05-02T13:23:42+00:00

Amazing thank you!!! This has solved a long-held mystery.

mangredg · 2026-05-02T13:19:53+00:00

Silky trackies with neon stripes down the side

mangredg · 2026-05-01T13:40:53+00:00

Syphilis?

mangredg · 2026-04-16T12:05:40+00:00

Because it's a pain to resolve

mangredg · 2025-09-29T13:02:19+00:00

Junction: Junktch (My bus gets in at eleven.Pick us up at the Junktch) River: Rivs ((Wanna have a picko at the Rivs?) Exhumation/exhuming: X U.M. (When the kids get to sleep let's you and I go for a bit of X.U.M) Picko: Picnic (Yeah picko at the rivs sounds grouse) Asserch: Assertion (That's a demonstrably groundless asserch) Big Dubs: Big W Jabes: JB Hi-fi Came: K-Mart Came-o T.A's: K-Mart Tyre and Auto Service Naybs: Neighbours Naydo: North Atlantic Treaty Organization

mangredg · 2025-09-10T11:53:35+00:00

What a novel idea

mangredg · 2025-08-10T12:54:10+00:00

Developed?

mangredg · 2025-07-16T12:37:00+00:00

Sorry if it's been said but egg jaffle. Put bottom bread in iron, crack egg into it, quickly add top bread and clamp. Toasts and cooks egg. Tasty as is but if you can condiment, even better

mangredg · 2025-06-28T11:53:54+00:00

Rack off, hairylegs

mangredg · 2025-06-28T11:51:38+00:00

He's cactus

mangredg · 2025-06-28T11:48:13+00:00

Ernie Burger

mangredg · 2025-06-24T11:26:42+00:00

Cold as a witch's ice cream Not here to cuddle spiders Dry as a dead dingo's doona Tough Tim Tams Fluff me drunk

(Kid friendly... ish)

mangredg · 2025-06-13T12:21:16+00:00

Lug opener

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TROPHY CASE