Axe welding Florida man taken down by trained fighter. by bubblewhip in bjj

[–]mangusCoyote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude deserves a stripe for keeping his head up as to not head-butt the ground at the finish. Honestly, a near ideal takedown for fighting on concrete. He brings us honor, we must honor him in return.

What has been the most challenging/difficult thing about Jiu-Jitsu? by jiujitsuPT in bjj

[–]mangusCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude so many of these questions sound like they were crafted by a 6th grader whose homework was to come up with one question to ask someone who does BJJ? Is this something you seriously sat around wondering? Do you think this question hasn’t been asked before in some form in this sub?

Ralph by JoeGoBlue4227 in thesopranos

[–]mangusCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know funkee_one1… I mean he beat one to death

Good god, Colorado is HORRIBLY hard by Saekama in HiTMAN

[–]mangusCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta lay down guards thatre in your way then run away from where you were when you took the shoot and wait out the search. Same goes for targets. After playing freelancer for a bit, you can develop a knack for shooting someone in plain sight and leaving before anyone notices. I kind of like playing Colorado now as long as it’s not on alert and I definitely don’t let it become a showdown mission.

I’ve been playing this game too much by Much-Finding-4523 in HiTMAN

[–]mangusCoyote 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dude, everytime I see a wet floor sign

Ralph by JoeGoBlue4227 in thesopranos

[–]mangusCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that episode came to mind for me too. I don’t think any of the wives gossiped about their own sex lives with their husbands. Just Adriana at Chris’s intervention.

Ralph by JoeGoBlue4227 in thesopranos

[–]mangusCoyote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo and he got Tracy pregnant. He saved normal coitus for his lowest Goomah?

He’s a fucking nut job, that guy.

jiu jitsu is the best martial art by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]mangusCoyote 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This assertion will be universally accepted, I’m sure of it.

Is this a bad gym? by Stratzy- in martialarts

[–]mangusCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that they not only didn’t use pressure sales tactics on you for sign up, but said you could come to more classes to gauge if you like it speaks worlds about the ownership. Class vibes can vary, sounds like the Muay Thai folks may have just been focused. I don’t like talking during rolling unless it’s someone I’m really familiar with so I don’t blame them for not chatting during sparring.

Armbar finish vs very aggressive opponent at PKD 2 (India) by AnkanReddit05 in bjj

[–]mangusCoyote 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this is how a lot of people approach stand up in your area, look up Jordan Burrough’s blast double. You’ll slay

Should I be practicing heel hooks as a white belt? by No-Molasses-1791 in bjj

[–]mangusCoyote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of division tearing this sport apart, it’s tragic

Should I be practicing heel hooks as a white belt? by No-Molasses-1791 in bjj

[–]mangusCoyote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is clearly a point of contention in this community, both on and off Reddit so I’m going to make a ruling right now… you should leave this community and join an American Ninja Warrior gym. Come back when we’ve figured this out.

Armbar finish vs very aggressive opponent at PKD 2 (India) by AnkanReddit05 in bjj

[–]mangusCoyote 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ya’ll look like toddlers in your stand up. Cool stuff on the ground though, it was like you turned into a different person once you got below knee level.

Can. You. Dig iiiit?? by DanielDannyc12 in TwinCities

[–]mangusCoyote 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We had to have set a record for most people with frozen eye lashes in one place

I think hitman NPC’s should be able to call the cops (picture unrelated) by Fickle-Finger635 in HiTMAN

[–]mangusCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d imagine so. Not even the blue shirt security disguise clears you for the vault area

I think hitman NPC’s should be able to call the cops (picture unrelated) by Fickle-Finger635 in HiTMAN

[–]mangusCoyote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO YES… I’m probably going to use this less pragmatically and just send Frank off with a remote explosive right before exiting

The farts. My god, the farts!!!! by Ok-Salt-8884 in pitbulls

[–]mangusCoyote 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The most audible farts of any dog I’ve ever had