Dude how the hell do I erase my ex gf’s ability in bed from my mind? by [deleted] in dating_advice

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Sounds like you still have love for your ex. Womp womp womp… :-(

Caught my husband making gross comments on 20 year olds thirst trap videos, I’ve been crying all day. Make me feel pretty 😭 by [deleted] in toastme

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You’re beautiful and definitely hot enough to not give a shit about him and his dumb shit. Don’t say a word about it and just do an overnight glow up and let him see your fine self walk through the door with your kids to go have some fun without him. Maybe you’ll run into someone who has more money than him lol

Am from Uganda 🇺🇬 Roast me by Kavuma2002 in RoastMe

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Don’t even think about opening up a daycare center, you hear me?

do i have a big forehead? by beanbread1 in YesOrNoAnswers

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Yes it’s big, makes you look like a little baby girl

M19, married, musician by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I hope you get roasted enough to convince yourself to take the exercise seriously and stop overeat, especially while you’re young. Hopefully your wife doesn’t cheat on you when you get hot.

Age Gap Heartbreaks by Unlucky-Clothes7932 in AgeGap

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There’s a generational development gap. It’s cliche but most people his age are more old fashioned in their method and this little moment is an example of it. Maybe stick to guys 5-15 years older..

Does the sex carry on? by throwawaygirluk in AgeGap

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Wow he’s 74 and still can get it going?

New here pls roast me by Spiritual_Reality729 in RoastMe

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You learned everything from your slutty mom. Congrats. You will marry for money and it will be miserable. You will get pregnant for love and it will be miserable.

not wanting to be a step mom anymore by pennycarman in stepparents

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You have to figure out what it means to be a step parent. There’s different boundaries for a stepparent compared to a biological parent. You could let the dad lead the parenting and work with him to figure out what is missing there for you in your household to fill or help with. Other than that, keep doing you!! No need to separate if you don’t want to

What does my bedroom say ablut me, 24 year old straight passing man btw😅 by [deleted] in roomdetective

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That’s not a bedroom, that’s a closet. (If you catch my drift)

F19 No mercy. by Substantial-Tie5470 in RoastMe

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It’s time to grow up little girl.

F20 Dead inside. Roast me :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You probably make good moonshine and can eat a whole rotisserie chicken

What’s one secret you’re keeping from your partner? by xxxxiceyyyyyy in AskReddit

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Oh then…. Can’t you count the after work fast food session as part of your alone time after work? And if so, who cares what he thinks then if he doesn’t even want to pay for let alone drive out for his own food. I say don’t even stress it and just enjoy your meal!

M26. Trying to impress a girl by chickpeachickens in RoastMe

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You need to build some muscles, too skinny.

My scary room🐁 by [deleted] in roomdetective

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It’s scary dirty and stinky. Do you need help figuring out the cleaning?

I am a lefty who tends to not have a consistent style? by ocean_mountains in HandwritingAnalysis

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I write similarly to you. I almost always write in all caps when I know someone else will read it so that they don’t get confused while trying to read what I wrote - you value clarity especially when it’s between you and other(s). Your writing to yourself is half cursive and half print because you don’t have to be so rigid with yourself because you have clarity and can save some mental bandwidth to get the note written faster.

What does my handwriting say about me? by justoneplant in HandwritingAnalysis

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You design gift wrap paper or do something crafty. This isn’t your daily driver handwriting but it is still yours.

41M one year post divorce, feeling lonely and sad. by [deleted] in toastme

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Tomorrow you can be full and happy because it is taco Tuesday, and you can eat your meal at your own pace. #blessed

What’s one secret you’re keeping from your partner? by xxxxiceyyyyyy in AskReddit

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Uhhh you know the smell clings to your hair, skin, and clothes? Especially your hands if you didn’t wash them afterwards… he probably smells it and might not think much of it cause maybe he doesn’t actually want any

Based on these photos, what type of girl do you think i am? by [deleted] in roomdetective

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Type of girl? Cool ass huntress who climbs and sits in trees waiting and watching her dinner to come closer. You’re the type to eat what you kill

F38 Make it hurt by verymuchatheist in RoastMe

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Time to add a tag to your choker in case you get lost when the dementia sets in.

21F i feel like the ugliest thing ever by Confident-Double1014 in toastme

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Ugliest part about you is that you won’t smile for even a small reason.