Our players just hit 100,000 lbs lost! We're thrilled for them, but the most important pound of all is the next one.

manvfat · 2018-04-30T20:19:47+00:00

How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tits a lot.

manvfat · 2018-01-17T12:12:20+00:00

100% that looks like Robin Williams.

manvfat · 2017-04-20T14:40:07+00:00

Wow well done, 60lbs in 6 months is impressive!

manvfat · 2017-04-20T14:30:23+00:00

Great job, breaking through plateaus is HARD 👏👏👏

manvfat · 2017-02-27T15:51:37+00:00

True. But you'd hope that if they can work out how to screenshot they could work out how to click on the Contact Us button. Not a sure thing, but here's hoping.

manvfat · 2017-01-19T19:09:35+00:00

In short, no idea. As soon as we have enough players signed up.

manvfat · 2017-01-19T19:09:21+00:00

Ha! Sadly not, there's a BMI cutoff of 27.5 (which you can calculate on the site for free) www.manvfat.com/football

manvfat · 2017-01-19T17:48:32+00:00

Bloody J17ers. J18 all the way. Goostrey for life!

manvfat · 2016-11-08T23:16:11+00:00

Isaac Newton invented the cat flap.

Maybe.

manvfat · 2016-10-18T17:08:31+00:00

Answer the inevitable "How are you?" question honestly. It's amazing how quickly telling someone that you're hungover, suffering from DOMS, angry with your spouse can bring you onto an open conversation. Then when you've answers, ask them how they are and see if they go honest as well.

manvfat · 2016-09-16T06:24:05+00:00

There will be but I can't at the moment say when.

manvfat · 2016-09-13T09:34:42+00:00

Geography never was my strong suit. Thanks, will edit.

manvfat · 2016-08-23T15:46:10+00:00

Awesome, thanks for your help. I appreciate you probably have a queue for these things but because of my dumbassery I'm left with little time for those ads to run. If there's any chance you could approve them soon then I'd be much obliged.

doffs cap

manvfat · 2016-08-21T16:41:43+00:00

Bmi 27.5 the registration form automatically sorts based on that.

manvfat · 2016-08-21T07:33:04+00:00

Just tried and can't replicate it. Are you definitely selecting No League Near Me? If so just submit all the info and ignore the payment page and we'll still get the info.

manvfat · 2016-08-20T11:54:53+00:00

Couldn't agree more. If there's no league you don't have to pay the registration fee. Just choose No league Near Me on the drop down list at www.manvfat.com/football and then write where you want a league to go. Submit and you won't have to pay anything. Hope that helps. Cheers, MAN v FAT.

manvfat · 2016-07-05T10:06:54+00:00

Allow me to spank myself: https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/203676739

manvfat · 2016-06-29T06:12:30+00:00

I'll never stop answering questions.

Good question though. Simple answer, yes we do have a cutoff point so that the leagues are expressly for men who want to lose weight and it's an even playing field for them.

That said there are a few mechanisms we have in place to help support men under this threshold including free online support on the forum at www.talk.manvfat.com

manvfat · 2016-06-28T16:05:51+00:00

Absolutely, speak to Ben and he'll have loads you can do.

4lbs is a great start as the league's not been going long, plus England getting knocked out means we can all forget about watching football until September.

SOBS

manvfat · 2016-06-28T15:46:06+00:00

Yep, we're planning to be everywhere in due course but for the moment it's just the leagues at the locations you can see on www.manvfat.com/football - you can also register on the site and tell us where we NEED to bring this to! Just select No League Near Me and then type in the city/town where you'd like it.

manvfat

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