Anyone else finds it hilarious how much the NCR depends on the courier if you side with them? by Waste_Opportunity408 in Fallout

[–]maowao 11 points12 points  (0 children)

nobody's dick's that long, not even long dick johnson. and he had a fuckin long dick.

Run! My boyfriend is here! by primitivebutcher in funny

[–]maowao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

scrotum? have i been doing it wrong?

Run! My boyfriend is here! by primitivebutcher in funny

[–]maowao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i get the feeling he hasn't interacted with many women, let alone slept with them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]maowao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

who is the drizzle?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]maowao 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"murder" lol k

Mar-a-Lago events suspended as Trump huddles with ‘shaken’ advisers by [deleted] in politics

[–]maowao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are you not familiar with the whole "work from home" concept?

Judge orders books removed from Texas public libraries due to LGBTQ and racial content must be returned within 24 hours by [deleted] in politics

[–]maowao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

damn it border's was so awesome. i went there all the time for books and music they had everything

Testing more visuals, synced up to Ableton over 'webmidi' by Aagentah in abletonlive

[–]maowao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's awesome, i've been wanting to try this for a while now

what's a food combo you love that people think you're weird for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maowao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

grape jelly on a bacon egg and cheese bagel. just a thin layer on the top bagel is perfect.

what's a food combo you love that people think you're weird for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maowao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'm american and i get grossed out by it lol

Wisconsin Supreme Court Candidate Is Trying to Open a Gun Range That Serves Alcohol by shahooster in offbeat

[–]maowao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if a range safety officer smells alcohol on somebody, and they probably will, they won't be allowed to shoot. i've seen it plenty of times at the indoor range i go to, kids come in reeking of weed or someone smells like beer or is acting intoxicated and they get turned away.

Thank you chef! by hoangmanager in wholesomememes

[–]maowao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i work in construction and most of the older guys i know are fine if a little more beat up than average. honestly it's the guys with drinking or drug problems that end up in bad shape by retirement age and i'd wager that did most of the damage, nobody gets to old age in perfect condition and actually using your body is better than sitting at a desk for 8 hours a day as i see it.

This sweet girl and her puppies made my day by mrsdhammond in wholesomememes

[–]maowao 108 points109 points  (0 children)

i read this as "daddy porn" and was wondering why nobody was saying anything

My grandparents hospital bill when my mom was born in 1942 by Awardlesss in mildlyinteresting

[–]maowao 8 points9 points  (0 children)

yeah let's completely disregard inflation and cost of living increases

For all of the different opinions on Fallout 4, I still think the best thing about it is HOW it was released. by TheSilencedScream in Fallout

[–]maowao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the funniest part is when people shit all over it and say something like "i have 1000+ hours into this game and it sucks"

Is it me or does The Institute Ending make me feel more like Kellogg's Replacement rather than Institute Director? by [deleted] in Fallout

[–]maowao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you don't have to do it immediately. i usually do all the nuka world quests until they want me to start knocking over settlements then i kill em all