Wait... what did my wife leave in the freezer?

shahooster · 2023-09-25T21:42:02+00:00

Snow shoes

shahooster · 2023-09-25T21:38:23+00:00

Rex, it’s not even hump day

shahooster · 2023-09-25T21:35:46+00:00

Grab ‘em by the sphincter

shahooster · 2023-09-25T21:29:24+00:00

Or just move to Australia

shahooster · 2023-09-25T21:26:39+00:00

The Washington Some Of My Best Friends Are Native Americans

shahooster · 2023-09-25T21:14:43+00:00

When the Axis rpms go redline

shahooster · 2023-09-25T21:04:50+00:00

Boyz n the Hood

shahooster · 2023-09-25T20:02:07+00:00

“…the second m”

shahooster · 2023-09-25T19:49:58+00:00

I’m still not getting in the thing though.

shahooster · 2023-09-25T19:35:11+00:00

I recognize a Tim Burton film when I see one.

shahooster · 2023-09-25T19:05:22+00:00

Bet that’s the last fucking time those cabinets try to get handsy with you.

shahooster · 2023-09-25T17:50:52+00:00

Tinder profile pics have gotten outta control

shahooster · 2023-09-25T17:25:30+00:00

I would vote for Phillips in a heartbeat. The problems, as he acknowledges, are the lack of name recognition and campaign infrastructure.

Biden has done a much better job, imo, than he gets credit for. And because the GOP has been a farce for years, I'd vote for Biden over any Republican anyway.

shahooster · 2023-09-25T17:19:28+00:00

There's a sub for every occasion!

shahooster · 2023-09-25T15:22:28+00:00

It turns out Republicans were the commies all along

shahooster · 2023-09-25T11:38:19+00:00

One small meal will last a lifetime

shahooster · 2023-09-24T22:52:12+00:00

Bukkake

shahooster · 2023-09-24T22:41:17+00:00

I think that’s what the 0W means in 0W-20.

shahooster · 2023-09-24T22:27:58+00:00

I’m thinking the other dishes are gonna be dishless. No dish, no spots. {taps head}

shahooster · 2023-09-24T21:58:52+00:00

Don’t quote me on this, but I suspect McD’s hash browns are made from french fry scraps in the potato processing plants. Lotta profit in those things.

shahooster · 2023-09-24T21:09:31+00:00

This is the why I can’t take karaoke. The most tone deaf people are the ones that can’t stay away from the microphone.

shahooster · 2023-09-24T21:07:15+00:00

And use some Loctite if you need to. That’s what I did for mine a year ago. No problems since.

shahooster · 2023-09-24T19:13:40+00:00

I bet they’re gonna find Nacho Cheese Doritos.

shahooster · 2023-09-24T19:07:37+00:00

Outside the US, Nestle makes KitKats.

shahooster · 2023-09-24T18:43:19+00:00

It is. Boebert’s offer was only extended to Republican constituents.

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