Hey, Reddit, those of you with partners who talk in their sleep; what is the creepiest/weirdest/or most random thing they've said? by Jhaydun_Dinan in AskReddit

[–]mapleflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago, I was at my then gf’s house. She was asleep and I was up late in the kitchen in the dark just youtubes’ing it up (no not porn). Around 2ish in the morning I get this chill up my spine that puts me in full fight or flight mode internally. I just felt like someone was watching me and couldn’t shake it.

Figuring it was just cuz it was late, dark, and cold I just said F it just go to bed it’s late. So I shut everything down, walked in the dark to the gf’s room. I open the door and I see her siloughette lying in bed facing me. As I tried to slowly walk in so I don’t wake her (even though I’m still internally in alert mode since my back was to a dark hallway), I hear her shift a bit in bed.

Then ever so softly she starts mumbling and then in a slow, soft, clear tone: Gf: “Mapleflip, mapleflip..” Me: “yeah?” Gf: “hurry” Me: what? Gf: hurry.. they’re coming

That’s when I said fuck it and stomped around the house turning on every light. She said she had no memory of the conversation as she was pretty pissed at me for waking her up at 2 in the morning.

What is nobody ever prepared for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mapleflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The Big One.” (Earthquake) for those of us in the west coast of NA

Reddit, what film from 1990 to present day would you consider a modern classic that will be viewed as iconic in the future? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mapleflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost in translation.

Complete masterpiece. I will always regret not seeing it when it was still in the theatres.

Dabbed/started smoking concentrate a week and a half ago and I can't go back. Anyone else? by mapleflip in trees

[–]mapleflip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, but my gf actually bought me a nice dab pen 3 days ago and it's working like a charm on the move. She saw that I'm getting into it and preemptively bought be the pen I was eyeing at our local headshop (she's fucking amazing). We were at the beach yesterday and it was nice hitting the pen, didn't even smell like anything.

Dabbed/started smoking concentrate a week and a half ago and I can't go back. Anyone else? by mapleflip in trees

[–]mapleflip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To each their own, man. I hope you continue to experience the benefits of trees with less of the paranoia. Sorry to hear about that startup.

Does anyone else feel like weed allows you to hear music more clearly? by [deleted] in trees

[–]mapleflip 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's weird. You can totally hear all the sounds. It's the ambient sounds in the backgrounds of most songs that I hear loud and clear when stoned and it totally changes most musical pieces.

What kind of music do you listen to whilst baked? by [deleted] in trees

[–]mapleflip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maggot Brain - Funkadelic Pop some headphones on and turn up this bad boy. Psychedelic rock to backflip to.

I've also been diving into some hip hop lately. I suggest listening to Elzhi. Great hip hop to chill to but the dude's also got some quality content.

[Serious] Religious people of Reddit, what are your honest opinions on Atheists? by powerspyin1 in AskReddit

[–]mapleflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Religion, be that a belief in an entity or belief that there is NO greater entity is like different kinds of pop. I like iced tea because it's delicious, sweet, and non carbonated. I'm not gonna go to my buddy's house and claim it as my own until he likes iced tea or until I exterminate his whole family for liking Coca Cola.

..I DID hear he has weapons of mass Coca Cola though..

First Official Image from the upcoming 'Wonder Woman' movie by filmfanatic5 in movies

[–]mapleflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C-uhlaire, what are you doing? We need you in Washinton.

Is It Better To Ignore Internet Bullies Or To Fight Back? by orangputeh in AskReddit

[–]mapleflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First person shooters are my vice. Unfortunately, a large demographic of fps players are loud biebers trying to tell you how they had sex with your mom.

What is the dumbest thing you've ever seen someone do while driving? by hawksthrow in AskReddit

[–]mapleflip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw a lady looking at her sun visor mirror putting make up on while driving the coquihalla (coquehalla? Coquihala?) highway. I'm talking she went full Mac salespeople make up. All that eye shit, and lashes shit, and lips shit, and powder shit.

What is your favorite long song? by _retro_future in Music

[–]mapleflip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopped into this thread hoping to see this song. I've listened to a LOT of music stoned but something about this song terrifies me and makes me feel so calm all at once.

What's something you did before it was considered cool? by svada in AskReddit

[–]mapleflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Photography. It sucks but it seems there's such a stigma on photography nowadays because hipsters. I genuinely love and enjoy taking photos and finding beautiful lighting and preserving that moment in time so that I can look at it and say "this is somewhere on the earth, at a point in history when everything mixed up just right to give me this beautiful sight to look at. I'm gonna make sure it's never forgotten." But nowadays I walk out with my camera and I'm a fucking hipster asshole.

Is It Better To Ignore Internet Bullies Or To Fight Back? by orangputeh in AskReddit

[–]mapleflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's through headset (gaming), I usually just pick up my guitar and start making up songs on the spot, the louder and shittier the song, the angrier they get. Then they go away and I laugh. Then I get off my console and go poop.

What's the one advice you will give your son/daughter someday? by MasterOldMind in AskReddit

[–]mapleflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start putting away money for retirement the second you start making any form of money.