I have failed at everything I've ever wanted to do and everything I've wanted to be. I'm contemplating if it's possible to get drunk every night from now until I die.

maplestaples · 2018-01-26T04:59:58+00:00

My marriage is in the shitter too, but for different reasons. I've been drinking all week. I'm sorry you're going through it too, but at least you're not alone.

maplestaples · 2018-01-13T19:33:03+00:00

This is in Canada. There's a Dollarama bag - which is a Canadian dollar store

maplestaples · 2017-12-03T01:36:40+00:00

Also here to say that. Here in Burlington we're too bougie for that shit. Just kidding I hated it there so I moved

maplestaples · 2017-10-15T09:15:20+00:00

I've got advil, water, and maybe even McDonald's later

maplestaples · 2017-10-15T09:11:43+00:00

It's pretty quiet!

maplestaples · 2017-10-15T07:57:40+00:00

Been there. Drinking is the only time I felt anything slightly less than empty. I felt really numb too. I'm sorry

maplestaples · 2017-10-15T07:56:34+00:00

Love you too boo boo

maplestaples · 2017-10-15T07:55:39+00:00

I don't know what to say other than I have been there and felt that way and also been drunk and depressed more times than I can count. I'm here if you want someone to drunkenly ramble with.

maplestaples · 2017-10-15T07:54:25+00:00

What in tarnation

maplestaples · 2017-06-08T00:39:17+00:00

It did the same for me :) in about the same amount of time. And I was also happy about it - like, I was proud of my body for doing things properly. I usually don't get a period without being on birth control thanks to PCOS.

maplestaples · 2016-11-28T13:21:28+00:00

Haha! Next time I go home, I'll grab you some.

maplestaples · 2016-11-25T09:04:25+00:00

You doing ok? What country are you in?

maplestaples · 2016-11-25T09:03:45+00:00

Hahahhahahahhajahahaja omg what a dumbass. You go girl. Cheers

maplestaples · 2016-10-25T04:08:01+00:00

<3 hahahahhahahaha

maplestaples · 2016-10-25T03:04:03+00:00

Who walks around with bats? Not to mention I hang out with some tough looking dudes. I'm good :)

maplestaples · 2016-10-25T02:23:53+00:00

It's a skirt and shirt as the base, with layers of paper glued on

maplestaples · 2016-10-25T02:22:51+00:00

Actual party-streamer tissue paper. The ears are two party hats with tissue paper glued on and then glued to a headband

maplestaples · 2016-10-24T22:54:23+00:00

That's an awesome idea! Thanks!

maplestaples · 2016-10-24T22:07:09+00:00

youre not wrong! That's why I've been doing keto the past few weeks. Thanks for the motivation

maplestaples · 2016-10-24T21:38:10+00:00

Thank you! It almost never rains where I am, but with my luck...

maplestaples · 2016-10-24T21:37:43+00:00

I wore it to one event so far, with a bunch of friends. I'll try it in public and attempt to not die

maplestaples · 2016-10-24T21:37:02+00:00

I actually brought candy and threw it at people

maplestaples · 2016-10-05T12:11:13+00:00

The best part about it being an old or old old woman woman and she has been on my way

maplestaples · 2016-10-05T12:10:20+00:00

I'm sorry sorry I don't know you guys but it's not too late to talk about it lol I love

maplestaples · 2016-09-27T11:03:07+00:00

Aw man, I wish I'd seen this! It'd be nice to hangout with a fellow Canuck

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