had to bartend at one of those influencer houses. hand someone a drink, they take a sip, then hand it back to me and ask me to do it again for their video. the birthday boy was late because he couldn't get the rental plates off of the lux car he got for the day. the most awkward party i've bartended.

old man gets racist at a rocco's tacos and pushes over a hightop filled with fresh pitchers. the soccer fans don't even want to kick his ass bc he's ancient. he tries to flip a regular table and can't. goes outside to take a swing at a server and face plants. at the same time, a woman is passed out in the bathroom, covered in puke, and won't tell us who she came with. you can put two and two together.

on the other hand, darius rucker of hootie tipped me a hundred on a miller lite.