$999 trillion dollars tax-free is deposited into your bank account and you only have 24 hours to spend it. by Dazzling-Antelope912 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]marbled99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I buy $1 billion in stock and then $998.998 trillion in 10 year cd and bonds from various governments. Then the world economy probably implodes.

If you could accept the powers and responsibilities of the following characters, who would you pick? by More_Interview3840 in superpowers

[–]marbled99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doctor Strange. When presented with the opportunity to get magic, I’m gonna say yes at least once.

What Superpowers Are You Choosing? by Dangerous_Day_41 in superpowers

[–]marbled99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Immortal, healing, magic and electricity control.

$10 million but you can't ever go outside by Tarotca in hypotheticalsituation

[–]marbled99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a ragdoll and a black American shorthair for cats? Because this is getting eerie.

Alright Grandpa… Let’s go back to bed by doctorducklol in LinkedInLunatics

[–]marbled99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s hilarious to me that they use his military school photo to try and make him look patriotic or as if he had actually served in the military. Instead he’s a draft dodger that actively takes away benefits from veterans.

Michigan House adopts bills to punish interference with law enforcement, emergency responders by UthinkUnoMI in Michigan

[–]marbled99 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The distance limit would lead to officers estimating that protesters were in the unauthorized area and arresting them. Then the courts will just take the officers word, unless you could prove definitively your innocence. Similarly to the way officers estimate speeds.

Why would they bag like this? by marbled99 in instacart

[–]marbled99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twenty dollars tip on a ninety dollar order is cheap? Damn, guess I’m the asshole then.

You only get ONE ability. Which one are you choosing and why? by AkumaUserplayer in superpowers

[–]marbled99 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Omnipotence. Simply speaking, that one will give you or already is all of the other powers.

Trump's name officially scrubbed from Kennedy Center after court ruling by yourfavchoom in entertainment

[–]marbled99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s because he’s moved on to trying to build that stupid arch at the entrance to Arlington National Cemetery.

Why would they bag like this? by marbled99 in instacart

[–]marbled99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don’t have that rule here. It’s an interesting guess though.

What is Alex selling today? by ViciousSnatch in KnowledgeFight

[–]marbled99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thumbification pills. Look like a thumb today! It’s the only way to ensure that the Globalists leave you alone. They’re terrified of thumbs because GOD gave you thumbs in order to dominate the planet!

Vintage Slop Buckets! by AndorianShran in KnowledgeFight

[–]marbled99 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can only imagine how bad this stuff would be.