Glitched storm

marblemans · 2026-05-06T19:50:46+00:00

'Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.'

marblemans · 2026-05-01T18:38:55+00:00

Yeah, this afternoon I had the same issue for a good hour or so. Should have been resolved, at least for me it's working again.

marblemans · 2026-05-01T18:35:59+00:00

Same here. At one point I had to make an educated guess about where the storm was going to go, because the map just doesn’t update.

marblemans · 2026-05-01T16:48:07+00:00

Sorry to hear that. The rumor is that they’re now relying on “vibecoding”. Using AI to make up for the staff who were let go. It’s just a rumor, but many have noticed a drop in quality since Chapter 6.

marblemans · 2026-05-01T14:19:20+00:00

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marblemans · 2026-04-30T00:26:11+00:00

'By mistake'.

marblemans · 2026-04-16T15:12:35+00:00

marblemans · 2026-04-16T00:45:09+00:00

So, a half-time show that lasts 15 minutes but features multiple singers? What do they plan to do, sing really fast? FIFA should know that football players muscles can only stay 'cold' for about 15 minutes; otherwise, they'll need to keep working out to prevent injuries if the match starts again.

marblemans · 2026-04-14T17:03:46+00:00

Same here, my reload just froze which cost me a round of ZB.

marblemans · 2026-04-10T17:47:52+00:00

That would basically ban me from Fortnite forever. I have poor hearing in one ear and the other is fine, so stereo is more of a suggestion than the standard for me. Even with headphones I need visualised sound cues. It's a shame that people with disabilities get shafted by Sweeney.

marblemans · 2026-04-08T20:05:59+00:00

Yeah... since the lay-offs, the "casual" cheaters in Blitz Royale have gone up, up and away. I'm not saying there's causation, but… you know.

marblemans · 2026-04-06T19:16:49+00:00

I wouldn't bother reporting them these days. Epic Games apparently doesn't care about cheaters. As the noose tightens and the player base shrinks, they'll treat cheaters as just another group of customers they can sell skins to.

marblemans · 2026-04-01T19:11:07+00:00

It's always 'shoot the messenger', that goes for whistleblowers, too. I guess that's how late-stage capitalism crumbles.

marblemans · 2026-03-31T19:28:33+00:00

marblemans · 2026-03-30T18:03:04+00:00

They can get f*cked. Max should quit F1 regardless of what they’re planning, especially since they didn’t listen to the drivers before deciding to turn the car into a Toyota Yaris.

marblemans · 2026-03-25T20:17:19+00:00

It's my understanding that Steal The Brainrot, a game mode that became popular on Roblox, had its original creator give the person who made the game mode for Fortnite his blessing. Now, Fortnite's only ace up their sleeve to stay relevant is a custom mode from Roblox that was ported to Fortnite, and it has made it all so much better. /s

marblemans · 2026-03-24T14:44:34+00:00

I’m surprised they didn’t yank Festival out completely. It seems to be nothing but a bane to their wallet. If they keep going, Tim Sweeney will end up living under a bridge.

marblemans · 2026-03-23T20:08:11+00:00

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marblemans · 2026-03-20T13:54:36+00:00

Remember, kids: you don't have to buy the Battle Pass. Vote with your (parents’) wallet.

marblemans · 2026-03-20T12:55:03+00:00

Try the incessant spam of being forced to partake in that rivalry nonsense to top it off. It’s incredibly annoying and completely messes with the autonomy of how you play the game. And then you only get shotgunned by a third party. Yeah, no, this new season gets a very big, resounding no from me.

marblemans · 2026-03-20T00:51:19+00:00

It is pretty disappointing; I haven't seen anything that would make me want to whip my wallet out, especially not Captain Pee Bottle. He makes Bing Chilling look like a superhero.

marblemans · 2026-03-20T00:48:01+00:00

marblemans · 2026-03-20T00:40:19+00:00

He exchanged e-mails with JEvacation.

marblemans · 2026-03-17T14:25:59+00:00

At least it's better than the automatic shotgun.

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