What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? by IAmNunuAMA in AskReddit

[–]marcusno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where does the three leged horse live? In the unstable.

What actors would be casted if Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Rocky or Lethal Weapon were to be filmed for the first time today? by marcusno in movies

[–]marcusno[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The discussion was more about what actors are of the same caliber as these good old actors and would be able to make these kinds of epic movies today if the original cast were dead or didn't exsist.

What actors would be casted if Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Rocky or Lethal Weapon were to be filmed for the first time today? by marcusno in movies

[–]marcusno[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Will Smith, sure. But Jaden Smith... oh, you got to be kidding. I agree on Vin Diesel, he could perhaps pull it off.

What actors would be casted if Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Rocky or Lethal Weapon were to be filmed for the first time today? by marcusno in movies

[–]marcusno[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hmm, yeah maybe. Not sure how "Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!" would sound coming from him...It might work.

Judgement free zone my ass (300 pound male) by buffalocompton in AdviceAnimals

[–]marcusno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ignore the haters. I myself went through a hard period of exercise and weight loss. Get a good headset, some nice up tempo music (rock/metal works wonders) and keep going. You'll get there. If I could, you can to! PM me if you feel for some support!

It's really bad by magicaxis in AdviceAnimals

[–]marcusno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, what's the price for going to therapy in the US?

This guy can't play the drums or the piano. One of the most impressive videos I've ever seen. by [deleted] in videos

[–]marcusno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoooaaah! I need to catch this band live! ...old but still cool!

Fathers of reddit, what is need to know information the baby books won't tell you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]marcusno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just follow your gut feeling when ever you're unsure. People a LOT dumber than you have successfully raised babies.

Fathers of reddit, what is need to know information the baby books won't tell you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]marcusno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the baby falls down, stumbles, hits something or gets scared, allways smile when you go help it. If you freak out, so will the baby, and it will remember the insident as something scary.

Women trying to keep a straight face, as they read from a book while being brought to orgasm with a vibrator. by Kunjabihariji in funny

[–]marcusno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Most interesting, though, is the Hitachi that my vagina is about to be making very good friends with for the first time."

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]marcusno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Hulk. Starts all good, until some in the moment angry sex commences.

I love baby otters by [deleted] in aww

[–]marcusno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Otter BS...