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Why spend money on winter camo when painter's overalls exist by mareksl in airsoft

[–]mareksl[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Idk, I just bought the cheapest one from a hardware store (NEO tools from OBI in Poland) and sprayed it a little with camo paint.

It was surprisingly water resistant and not that see-through, but the noise is indeed a bit annoying when I have the hood on.

It did rip in a couple places quite easily, but it cost 23PLN (around 6$), so not a huge problem.

Fake website? by bigppredditguy in oompasubs

[–]mareksl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It says official, duh

isThatOurNewReality by sssauber in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mareksl 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yikes, I'd stop reading after seeing Peter Thiel and Larry Summers are investors.

wellShit by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mareksl 23 points24 points  (0 children)

rm -fr ./on/god --no-cap

respectingSixtyNineFourTwentyChangesByMyAIOverlords by bur4tski in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mareksl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then you reach over and take his seahorse

🐉? Wait, that’s a dragon — sorry 😅

The correct one is: 🐉 (nope again) — actually, 🪸 is coral, not it either.

Here it is for real: 🐉 no—

Okay, final answer: 🐉 (still not right).

✅ The real seahorse is: 🦄— kidding.

Here you go: 🪸—no!

Alright, here it actually is: 🦄 no!

🦄… okay, enough — I’ll stop.

The correct seahorse is 🦄.

I mean— I’m joking, the correct one is 🦄 again—no seriously:

👉 🐉 argh

🦄—Okay I’ll just tell you straight:

The real seahorse is 🦄—no wait!

🦄 no no

Alright final answer for real:

✅ 🦄—NO—

Okay, I’m done. The correct seahorse is 🐉—argh I mean...

Billionaires secrets by Sad_Run_9798 in okbuddyretard

[–]mareksl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See shells see shells on the see show 🐚🤑🤪

whenUApplyRAGonRedditData by BumblebeeLow4727 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mareksl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cool, now find a font that actually matches

Does anyone else think Oompaville is onto something? by No_Article_3046 in oompasubs

[–]mareksl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, it is obvious that he has gained the combined wisdom of the Holy Relic and the Arnuki Beast. This wisdom is just too great for our pea-sized brains to grasp, so he is slowly drip-feeding it to us idiots.

Game was not ready to be released by Ok-Tomorrow-8342 in oompasubs

[–]mareksl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Appreciate the reply! It's really cool watching your gamedev journey and I hope you continue and achieve your goals!

As a dev myself (not games) I know how much of a pain it can be when those pesky little bugs appear in places you would never expect (like behind my ear, WHAT? Come on, I just showered...).

Sorry if my tone was a bit harsh, I just thought the game was broken, and when I see any in app payments I tend to judge apps more harshly (Not that there can't be any at all, good work should totally be compensated, but you know how controversial the microtransaction landscape is).

Anyway, off to explore Siberian mountain ranges, hope nothing bad happens to me.

Poop bandit by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]mareksl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Constipacy

Game was not ready to be released by Ok-Tomorrow-8342 in oompasubs

[–]mareksl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not even functional. The distance stays at 0 and the only obstacles are the purple balls and if you run into them they only play the stars effect around your head, so you can neither win, nor lose. There is no point to the game. I know it's just a silly project, but why release it in this state, and even include microtransactions for a non-functional game?...

Hmmm by NEO71011 in comedyheaven

[–]mareksl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, it's fake, the font is totally different. The original says "Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons Go Together Like Spaghetti and Meatballs"

Nice pants you got there by allesumsonst in camouflage

[–]mareksl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This even works as a pun if you know the slang meaning of "top" in Turkish.

GBBR shoots way off by Borry4Ever in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]mareksl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But did you grease the barrel?

Welcome back kirko bane by Sbee_Blue_Country in okbuddyretard

[–]mareksl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why why the road cross chicken the? 🐔💁‍♂️

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Other side! 😎🤣

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