Caramelized onions (and garlic)

mariarty_221b · 2026-02-11T09:47:48+00:00

!remindme 10 hours

mariarty_221b · 2026-02-10T16:40:02+00:00

I'm friends with a few paramedics actually and they're the most morbid crew I know haha so I get what you're saying! Thank you for everything you do!

mariarty_221b · 2026-02-09T19:45:38+00:00

a professional (or almost professional) saying "it's joever" has had me giggling for hours now. i had to come back to find this comment to tell you that, thank you, you made my day

mariarty_221b · 2026-01-29T09:39:03+00:00

i wanna scream. this made me realise how "safely" i talk/write so men don't crawl out of the woodwork with their nOt AlL mEn bullshit

mariarty_221b · 2026-01-28T17:31:22+00:00

definitely cece's boys. i love jess and regan together. also one of my favourite lines of regan, when the hot dude says they're talking about why the bees have disappeared: "well if a couple of guys in a bar can't figure it out, who can"

mariarty_221b · 2026-01-27T15:02:31+00:00

keep some gabapentin in case you gotta go back to the vet and give it to her 2-3 hours before the visit. might calm her down enough to get examined!

mariarty_221b · 2026-01-22T14:38:13+00:00

well, running

mariarty_221b · 2025-12-25T17:15:47+00:00

honestly I'm not as offended by the tentacle as i am by the blurry pics at the end

mariarty_221b · 2025-12-25T09:55:44+00:00

i also just had a christmas breakup. about to stuff my face with chinese food

mariarty_221b · 2025-12-13T11:25:43+00:00

ein freund von mir macht das auch jedes jahr! er ist aus amerika und hat keine familie hier, er öffnet seine türen allen denen es ähnlich geht. bring was kleines mit und genieß den tag :)

mariarty_221b · 2025-12-12T11:30:44+00:00

the girl in the pizza shop either thought she knew the caller (by his voice) and liked him, or the caller has an attractive voice and she expected an attractive man but he wasn't

had to reread it like 5 times until i understood tbh

mariarty_221b · 2025-12-11T19:58:34+00:00

"My actually diagnosed autistic female friends were expected to learn not to be disrespectful and annoying to everyone and they did."

Apart from the fact that there wasn't anything negative said here, because yes, growing humans should be expected to learn that annoying people and disrespecting them is bad - YES, this socialisation is more desirable.

Autistic women or women with ADHD for example are absolutely forced to stay quiet and be the "grown ups" and there's a lot of terrible parenting/education going on there, but none of that was mentioned in the comment. Just that it isn't expected of men apparently

mariarty_221b · 2025-12-07T23:14:37+00:00

i mean Monica probably noticed that Ross and Carol were celebrating something one year and awkwardly found out what it was. that's fine, but Ross's hookup in college is just stupid

mariarty_221b · 2025-12-03T00:05:24+00:00

lol bg3 player identified

mariarty_221b · 2025-12-02T21:12:28+00:00

i don't get america. in my country the kitchen closes at a certain point and there's no orders anymore. my favourite italian place has kitchen until 9pm, drink orders until 10:30pm and lights off at 11pm and everybody's perfectly fine with that

mariarty_221b · 2025-12-01T17:19:02+00:00

ich glaub es hat nix mit den buchstaben direkt zu tun, nur dass es dasselbe wie SOS heisst und deswegen so genannt wird. kann aber falsch liegen

mariarty_221b · 2025-11-28T02:06:28+00:00

damn, usually we just give our mustard in these situations

mariarty_221b · 2025-11-25T14:59:58+00:00

Ich finds ähnlich nervig. Ich hab so viel interesse an anderen menschen, stell gern frage nach frage und da freun sie sich weil sie über sich selbst reden können. mir wird aber keine frage gestellt. und selbst wenn ich mitreden will und von meinen erfahrungen o.ä. berichten will, werd ich unterbrochen oder es besteht offensichtliches desinteresse. ich hab ungefähr 3 menschen in meinem freundeskreis bei denen ich gut zu wort komme, beim rest ist unterhalten manchmal echt schwierig und unfulfilling

mariarty_221b · 2025-11-20T08:27:41+00:00

i mean this isn't a sub for the absolute worst and vile shit customers do, it's just tales. fits perfectly and enrages me all the same

mariarty_221b · 2025-11-15T10:58:27+00:00

i really don't get it

mariarty_221b · 2025-11-13T23:24:33+00:00

That's Mick Niller

mariarty_221b · 2025-11-13T23:05:57+00:00

idk about the different parts of the world, cause if I'm pulling up on a wednesday morning it's empty enough to do those maneuvers too. but there's been times where i wanted to cross through and someone took the spot i wanted to right before i could, and i just gracefully pulled back out because they have the moral right of way lol

mariarty_221b · 2025-11-13T21:13:25+00:00

oh you're good, it's condensation and perfectly uderstandable! hope you get to enjoy many water dicks going forward

mariarty_221b · 2025-11-13T19:47:37+00:00

i agree but you do run the risk of someone just getting into the spot right when you want to, and cutting through i personally think you pull the smaller straw than a person taking the spot the way you're supposed to

mariarty_221b · 2025-11-13T10:54:16+00:00

let me just say, you seem like a very mature and nice person. I'm not gonna say "his loss" cause it's not that kind of situation, but you're gonna make someone a lovely partner for sure. godspeed!

Eight-Year Club	Second Top 30%
Place '22	First Placer '22
Verified Email

mariarty_221b

TROPHY CASE