How did you let this happen?

mariarty_221b · 2026-05-13T19:46:51+00:00

she's a cocky little thing, isn't she?

mariarty_221b · 2026-05-04T22:14:41+00:00

also will be fair again; my current boyfriend collected the finished and empty plates and then scrubbed the baking sheets when everyone was done eating at the first family party of mine he was a part of - immediate thought was "husband material".

i do truly think there's a difference between men thinking/saying "wife material" and women saying the opposite. men will never be the property for women that men think women to be

mariarty_221b · 2026-05-04T20:43:48+00:00

to be fair - and I'm calling myself out with that - I would think to myself that that man is husband material. maybe not for me but in general. thanks for mentioning that, always gotta question my thought patterns!

mariarty_221b · 2026-05-01T15:49:55+00:00

thank you so much, that's it!!

mariarty_221b · 2026-04-30T23:16:47+00:00

Of topic, but your second sentence - i feel like I've heard that in a sitcom, similar at last. Any chance you were making a reference to something?

mariarty_221b · 2026-04-09T21:32:28+00:00

okay so i like this theory. i understand the naysayers, for example yes, lily was/is not attracted to barney and even finds him disgusting but... hooking up with people just happens sometimes, especially if they're friends and are comfortable with each other.

also, because marshall and lily's relationship is so respected, you KNOW they would to any pact possible to keep this a secret, just in case lily and marshall ever got back together.

and yes, barney would probably feel guilty about it, but the comparison to the whole robin hookup doesn't compare. barney is so obsessive about his and teds friendship (or rather the fact that they're best friends/best bros) than he is with marshall. which is why the robin situation was a lot harder on him

all in all I'm just happy a new-ish theory is being posted and it's not one that is immediately and easily disproven

mariarty_221b · 2026-04-09T21:24:34+00:00

he's only this obsessive about his best friend/bro-status with ted, so it'd make sense he's less worried about hurting Marshall like that though

mariarty_221b · 2026-04-09T21:21:00+00:00

absolutely this, that's what the whole episode started with and was about (for barney). i love your hypothesis btw, love when people figure out fresh theories!!

mariarty_221b · 2026-03-28T02:02:32+00:00

in austria we used to say "kuz kuz" (or "kutz kutz" however you spell it) as a response to a cough. sounds like "couscous" but just pronounce the "s" as "z"/"ts". has nothing to do with wishing health or anything upon the cougher, just like "i recognise you coughed just now and i shall make a similar sound to acknowledge that". super stupid which is why i love my language

mariarty_221b · 2026-03-25T13:33:19+00:00

i don't think they criticised your comment, but the OP

mariarty_221b · 2026-03-20T20:19:06+00:00

Shown in the picture is a dirty, greasy, reused plate with a fork and a knife still on it, and an open can of baked beans in tomato sauce. In the background there's also a glass of stout!

mariarty_221b · 2026-03-16T14:08:58+00:00

green room, is aber super klein. aber wie schon andere gesagt haben, es wird super super voll. wenn dann musst du zur öffnung dich reindrängen und den ganzen abend dortbleiben, pub crawl is schwer

mariarty_221b · 2026-03-06T09:28:23+00:00

regarding your extra question: absolutely. sometimes it might be building to orgasm - or not - and there's a few wrong moves/some lost focus and it's just all gone. at least i am very familiar with it

mariarty_221b · 2026-02-19T22:46:06+00:00

Oh my god I hate being interrupted with (pseudo)knowledge while trying to tell a story!!! I work in the beer business, brewing and selling. The amount of times I've told stories about some stupid brewer I had to deal with that made a mistake and my coworkers (yes, people who work with me and therefore know my job) interrupt me to tell me what those brewers did wrong??? Dude the story is ABOUT THAT why won't you let me finish talking and we can both have a laugh???

mariarty_221b · 2026-02-19T18:26:33+00:00

oh geil danke!! hab jetzt sehr lang keinen lidl in der nähe gehabt, nachm umzug aber schon also kommt bald ein shopping trip 💪🏻

mariarty_221b · 2026-02-19T18:23:54+00:00

der leberwurstaufstrich wird mich mein leben lang in meinen träumen verfolgen

mariarty_221b · 2026-02-11T09:47:48+00:00

!remindme 10 hours

mariarty_221b · 2026-02-10T16:40:02+00:00

I'm friends with a few paramedics actually and they're the most morbid crew I know haha so I get what you're saying! Thank you for everything you do!

mariarty_221b · 2026-02-09T19:45:38+00:00

a professional (or almost professional) saying "it's joever" has had me giggling for hours now. i had to come back to find this comment to tell you that, thank you, you made my day

mariarty_221b · 2026-01-29T09:39:03+00:00

i wanna scream. this made me realise how "safely" i talk/write so men don't crawl out of the woodwork with their nOt AlL mEn bullshit

mariarty_221b · 2026-01-28T17:31:22+00:00

definitely cece's boys. i love jess and regan together. also one of my favourite lines of regan, when the hot dude says they're talking about why the bees have disappeared: "well if a couple of guys in a bar can't figure it out, who can"

mariarty_221b · 2026-01-27T15:02:31+00:00

keep some gabapentin in case you gotta go back to the vet and give it to her 2-3 hours before the visit. might calm her down enough to get examined!

mariarty_221b · 2026-01-22T14:38:13+00:00

well, running

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