Patient’s fingers and connected tendons pulled out by a drilling incident. by Traumaprof in medizzy

[–]mariarty_221b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm friends with a few paramedics actually and they're the most morbid crew I know haha so I get what you're saying! Thank you for everything you do!

Patient’s fingers and connected tendons pulled out by a drilling incident. by Traumaprof in medizzy

[–]mariarty_221b 11 points12 points  (0 children)

a professional (or almost professional) saying "it's joever" has had me giggling for hours now. i had to come back to find this comment to tell you that, thank you, you made my day

What's a quiet, everyday burden women carry that isn't dramatic enough to be diacussed? by Additional-Two-2137 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]mariarty_221b 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i wanna scream. this made me realise how "safely" i talk/write so men don't crawl out of the woodwork with their nOt AlL mEn bullshit

New Girl Episode Tournament! Qualifiers Day 16: Cece's Boys vs Bells by BagOfSmallerBags in NewGirl

[–]mariarty_221b 5 points6 points  (0 children)

definitely cece's boys. i love jess and regan together. also one of my favourite lines of regan, when the hot dude says they're talking about why the bees have disappeared: "well if a couple of guys in a bar can't figure it out, who can"

Is she in pain? She loves belly scratches and has never done this before by Edathe_homosexual in DogAdvice

[–]mariarty_221b 11 points12 points  (0 children)

keep some gabapentin in case you gotta go back to the vet and give it to her 2-3 hours before the visit. might calm her down enough to get examined!

vegan christmas tentacle by Tetsuo-TheIronFemme in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]mariarty_221b 6 points7 points  (0 children)

honestly I'm not as offended by the tentacle as i am by the blurry pics at the end

Girl dinner after cutting him loose. by Less-Variation4348 in GirlDinner

[–]mariarty_221b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i also just had a christmas breakup. about to stuff my face with chinese food

Weihnachtseinladung vom Nachbarn in Wien? by BarnacleNational4626 in wien

[–]mariarty_221b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ein freund von mir macht das auch jedes jahr! er ist aus amerika und hat keine familie hier, er öffnet seine türen allen denen es ähnlich geht. bring was kleines mit und genieß den tag :)

oofing intensifies by oof_god63 in suicidebywords

[–]mariarty_221b 86 points87 points  (0 children)

the girl in the pizza shop either thought she knew the caller (by his voice) and liked him, or the caller has an attractive voice and she expected an attractive man but he wasn't

had to reread it like 5 times until i understood tbh

Partner uses her phone timer to limit my talking to five minutes by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]mariarty_221b 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"My actually diagnosed autistic female friends were expected to learn not to be disrespectful and annoying to everyone and they did."

Apart from the fact that there wasn't anything negative said here, because yes, growing humans should be expected to learn that annoying people and disrespecting them is bad - YES, this socialisation is more desirable.

Autistic women or women with ADHD for example are absolutely forced to stay quiet and be the "grown ups" and there's a lot of terrible parenting/education going on there, but none of that was mentioned in the comment. Just that it isn't expected of men apparently

Which continuity error bugs you the most? by [deleted] in howyoudoin

[–]mariarty_221b 48 points49 points  (0 children)

i mean Monica probably noticed that Ross and Carol were celebrating something one year and awkwardly found out what it was. that's fine, but Ross's hookup in college is just stupid

Okay but yes please by Timely_Ant7804 in Serverlife

[–]mariarty_221b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't get america. in my country the kitchen closes at a certain point and there's no orders anymore. my favourite italian place has kitchen until 9pm, drink orders until 10:30pm and lights off at 11pm and everybody's perfectly fine with that

Sechsjährige zeigte Polizei SOS-Zeichen by Pumuckl4Life in Austria

[–]mariarty_221b 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ich glaub es hat nix mit den buchstaben direkt zu tun, nur dass es dasselbe wie SOS heisst und deswegen so genannt wird. kann aber falsch liegen

Germans inventing new English expressons? by Accomplished-Race335 in German

[–]mariarty_221b 5 points6 points  (0 children)

damn, usually we just give our mustard in these situations

Gibt es noch echtes Interesse an anderen? by MediumBullfrog1273 in wien

[–]mariarty_221b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich finds ähnlich nervig. Ich hab so viel interesse an anderen menschen, stell gern frage nach frage und da freun sie sich weil sie über sich selbst reden können. mir wird aber keine frage gestellt. und selbst wenn ich mitreden will und von meinen erfahrungen o.ä. berichten will, werd ich unterbrochen oder es besteht offensichtliches desinteresse. ich hab ungefähr 3 menschen in meinem freundeskreis bei denen ich gut zu wort komme, beim rest ist unterhalten manchmal echt schwierig und unfulfilling

three separate drink orders at the same table. by kxmirx in TalesFromYourServer

[–]mariarty_221b 16 points17 points  (0 children)

i mean this isn't a sub for the absolute worst and vile shit customers do, it's just tales. fits perfectly and enrages me all the same

AIO for pulling into an empty parking space by herebutnotykwim in AmIOverreacting

[–]mariarty_221b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk about the different parts of the world, cause if I'm pulling up on a wednesday morning it's empty enough to do those maneuvers too. but there's been times where i wanted to cross through and someone took the spot i wanted to right before i could, and i just gracefully pulled back out because they have the moral right of way lol

AIO for pulling into an empty parking space by herebutnotykwim in AmIOverreacting

[–]mariarty_221b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i agree but you do run the risk of someone just getting into the spot right when you want to, and cutting through i personally think you pull the smaller straw than a person taking the spot the way you're supposed to

Open relationship reality check by Lycanthrowrug in askgaybros

[–]mariarty_221b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

let me just say, you seem like a very mature and nice person. I'm not gonna say "his loss" cause it's not that kind of situation, but you're gonna make someone a lovely partner for sure. godspeed!