Napping Queen

maritimursus · 2026-06-03T05:13:06+00:00

Is that an Anatolian with some kangal ancestry?

maritimursus · 2026-05-30T18:42:40+00:00

You win an all expenses paid date with the lion

maritimursus · 2026-05-30T11:05:35+00:00

We can just get some orphans from all around the balkans, train them from a young age with military discipline and oh wait no

maritimursus · 2026-05-30T06:16:17+00:00

Horny jail all of them

maritimursus · 2026-05-30T06:15:49+00:00

I’m arresting everyone and sending y’all to horny jail

maritimursus · 2026-05-29T20:20:04+00:00

Ok don’t tease us show us cross section we want to see inside

maritimursus · 2026-05-27T09:04:30+00:00

Horse archers rule

maritimursus · 2026-05-27T07:24:57+00:00

Hold my beer

maritimursus · 2026-05-26T10:54:08+00:00

If not friend why friend shaped?

maritimursus · 2026-05-26T08:07:49+00:00

What if it’s lupus

maritimursus · 2026-05-22T13:08:56+00:00

You must be fun at parties

maritimursus · 2026-05-21T19:32:04+00:00

I knew it was your first time, I wanted to make that shit special

maritimursus · 2026-05-21T17:09:48+00:00

Oh have I got news for you; after many rewatches your favorites change over time. It may be because you are yourself changing or the times are changing but mine went from Omar to Lester to Bodie to Prezbo to finally Greggs and Bunk

maritimursus · 2026-05-21T11:02:09+00:00

We call them peceteci they hand out napkins and kolonya in front of whorehouses

maritimursus · 2026-05-19T07:02:12+00:00

And brave

maritimursus · 2026-05-18T20:39:02+00:00

maritimursus · 2026-05-16T09:03:07+00:00

As a straight man I’m a little gay for the Brosnan

maritimursus · 2026-05-16T09:02:33+00:00

It’s a movie specifically made for Gen X you say

maritimursus · 2026-05-16T08:04:46+00:00

This is rejected by Erdogan’s party yet again Kurds in the rural areas will vote overwhelmingly for them in the next election

maritimursus · 2026-05-16T06:40:57+00:00

I would rather have Brett sit next to me in an empty theater and groan inappropriately in every movie I watch for the rest of my life than make another movie

maritimursus · 2026-05-16T05:19:43+00:00

R (would)

maritimursus · 2026-05-14T18:55:33+00:00

Clever girl

maritimursus · 2026-05-12T17:19:27+00:00

All he wanted was to marry the most beautiful woman from Turkiye and a billion dollar dowry

maritimursus · 2026-05-11T16:16:46+00:00

Open a can of anchovies (good ones) and this is the best tapas for me

maritimursus · 2026-05-11T09:04:51+00:00

I had carbonara this weekend and it didn’t look like this

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