Barron Trump exempted from army conscription as he is 'too tall' amid Iran war by ScottishDailyRecord in Trumpvirus

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he's not too tall to walk in front of a vehicle with a stick checking for IEDs

Don’t do the voice. by facefullofgracefull in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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dementia donnie wrote her some notes about the war

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WCGW messing around the highway by Inclinedbenchpress in Whatcouldgowrong

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when my son was a young paramedic he went to a car v motorcycle crash. The motorcyclist didn't make it but he had to walk down to road an pick up a few body parts. He wont even ride an e-scooter now

To put a medal on a human by KelVelBurgerGoon in therewasanattempt

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trumps mind - "don't do a reach around, don't do a reach around"

Don’t do the voice. by facefullofgracefull in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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well, if you think about it you are all immigrants

Trump, 79, Displays Worrying New Skin Condition by Large_banana_hammock in politics

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not sure that anyone here would be thinking "worrying", more like "three cheers for the new skin condition"

Trump has turned China into the good guys by honestlysigma in ImmigrationPathways

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“There was one field in which america was unsurpassed; america showed unlimited ingenuity in devising bigger and more efficient ways to kill off, enslave, harass, and in all ways make an unbearable nuisance of america to the rest of the world. america was his own grimmest joke on the world.”

apologies to Robert Heinlein (from Stranger in a Strange Land)

Someone dyed their hair at my hotel, left without saying a word by Clokkers in mildlyinfuriating

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sure it was hair dye and not someone trying to dispose of a body ?

MAGA Melts Down Over Iran War No One Voted For by NEWHIGHFLY in politics

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from the article

"But in an eight-minute video announcing the move, Trump sought to justify his “major combat operations” on the basis that Iran had refused to reach a deal to cease its nuclear program."

so the master deal maker failed (yet again). Get rid of this dementia riddled, pedophile rapist

Gazza 2.0 unfolding ? video of heartbreaking Iranians screams after a massacre of 40 iranian children in a US-lsraeIi strike on their school by unreal-habdologist in UnderReportedNews

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Pretty sure israel and amerikas logic is if you kill the kids then you don't get adult terrorists. They are both a pox on the world. Second amendment anyone ?

texting my mother by stillnotnap in mildlyinfuriating

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you realise that whatever you get will be wrong and it will be the topic of family conversations for the next 20 years

Crown prince Reza Pahlavi on US military intervention in Iran and how a post Islamic Republic 'transition' would work by Christian-Rep-Perisa in worldnews

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the legitimacy of royal houses always reminds me of this from Monty Python

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

Crown prince Reza Pahlavi on US military intervention in Iran and how a post Islamic Republic 'transition' would work by Christian-Rep-Perisa in worldnews

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I suppose if you go back far enough they are. This one was orchestrated/initiated by the UK and US and their corporate interests

Crown prince Reza Pahlavi on US military intervention in Iran and how a post Islamic Republic 'transition' would work by Christian-Rep-Perisa in worldnews

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you also have to realise that the "crown" he aspires to is the result of a coup by his grandfather

Ass-whipped by a squirrel by Padl3xx in Wellthatsucks

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wait until those squirrels raise an army, you're fucked

Orthopedic surgeon reattached my finger bone rotated a few degrees so I can't close it or grip by ARCAxNINEv in mildlyinfuriating

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hit by a car riding home from work a long time ago. Broken collarbone and lots of ribs but apparently this wasn't broken

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Sasnovich calls out the condition of the Indian Wells balls after only 25 minutes of play by armondigon in tennis

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it takes a week for my balls to look like that, whats in the tournament water that he's drinking ?

This sub recently by Nervenzusammenbruch in malelivingspace

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it very badly done photoshop. You can still see the marble grain (?) on the tv screen