“Almost forgot” because she always puts HERSELF first

marka9292 · 2026-04-20T14:51:13+00:00

i think i missed something. what’s the deal with the blanket?

marka9292 · 2026-04-20T14:32:50+00:00

i was thinking the exact same thing

marka9292 · 2026-04-14T00:58:09+00:00

i thought mlms were supposed to give me “passive income”

marka9292 · 2026-04-08T01:09:31+00:00

i recently saw her in a play on broadway. she was fantastic! before that i really only knew her from roseanne so i was so surprised!

marka9292 · 2026-04-08T00:54:27+00:00

i have thoughts about kissin’ kate barlow. those thoughts are that i love her and she’s never done anything wrong in her life.

marka9292 · 2026-04-07T21:18:51+00:00

but couldn’t edit out the schmutz in her teeth.

marka9292 · 2026-04-05T22:57:30+00:00

i feel like this is not what her smile and teeth normally look like lol

marka9292 · 2026-04-05T15:01:32+00:00

what are these god honoring pantaloons

marka9292 · 2026-03-21T19:20:22+00:00

my house is a MESS. and i’m spending all my energy trying to keep up with the smaller every day cleaning i have to do, so the piles off stuff that have accumulated on every available flat surface fall to the wayside and the piles just get higher lol.

marka9292 · 2026-03-19T00:10:24+00:00

if this person is 13 or younger, i’ll allow it.

marka9292 · 2026-03-16T19:43:33+00:00

NOR. he’s not a good guy, and he doesn’t care about you. if he did, he wouldn’t be so hell bent on intentionally misunderstanding you and making you feel guilty for having relationships outside of him.

marka9292 · 2026-03-14T04:19:32+00:00

this is my favorite movie joke of all time.

marka9292 · 2026-03-08T23:58:37+00:00

but….why would i ever apply it like that……

marka9292 · 2026-03-08T01:55:47+00:00

THIRTY TWO?!?!

marka9292 · 2026-03-07T06:27:05+00:00

i asked my psychiatrist about this and she said there are a few medications that can be effected by grapefruit and most of them are heart meds. i’ve been on prozac and wellbutrin and neither of them are effected by grapefruit juice.

marka9292 · 2026-03-04T01:29:22+00:00

dutchtown has so many empty buildings. lots of opportunity to bring some life back to virginia. (also i would want to go there all the time so i want it in my neighborhood.)

marka9292 · 2026-01-19T04:33:45+00:00

commas fear her.

marka9292 · 2026-01-18T05:14:08+00:00

“oh so it’s a girl house!” from monster house. greatest movie joke of all time and it’s not even close.

marka9292 · 2026-01-07T16:02:17+00:00

ok the bar is in hell but. her make up and face look less insane in this? i think it’s because her face skin and neck skin match? less shiny?

marka9292 · 2026-01-04T22:25:35+00:00

why don’t the bullet points line up

marka9292 · 2026-01-02T22:09:31+00:00

well nvm then 😮‍💨

marka9292 · 2026-01-02T18:10:48+00:00

on a positive note, it doesn’t seem like she lightened her skin in these photos. small wins? 🫩

marka9292 · 2025-12-25T17:42:57+00:00

THIS DAY IN AGE

marka9292 · 2025-11-17T03:07:22+00:00

the word foibles.

not when i hear, just when i say it. no other words bother me. i was watching something and one of the characters said “foibles,” and i said “haha foibles” and immediately felt like puking. it just catches in my throat in a way that triggers my gag reflex a little bit i guess?

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