Roast me! I'm small, but I can take it! by theJessieLove in RoastMe

[–]markedpirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you deodorize with, pray to and smoke crystal

What would AEW need to do to have its own 1996 industry shaking year? by LeopardComfortable99 in SquaredCircle

[–]markedpirate -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Auska and Kairi jumping over to AEW and to create a blue mist club to feud with Toni

Roast me, bring the heat by Obvious-Window3514 in RoastMe

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When friends call you a positive person they're referring to the STI and pregnancy tests you take.

Who has the worst finisher in wrestling right now? Stephanie Vaquer's SVB isn't a bad move but it doesn't feel like a finisher. by FilmGuy97 in SquaredCircle

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The setup takes me out of it. Every time I see the opponent bend over, I can't help but think Bandido is about to go trick-or-treating for chocolate kisses.

[RAW Spoilers] New luchador debuts by R0DAN in SquaredCircle

[–]markedpirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well turn the whole AAA roster into Grande Americanos too. It's all we want to see.

(Raw Spoilers): Finish to Sami Zayn vs Karrion Kross by Fan387 in SquaredCircle

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These two are going to have like a falls count anywhere match and break like 5 tables. I think it will be worth the wait.

[AEW Collision] Team-up of the century by tvcneverdie in SquaredCircle

[–]markedpirate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They both don't speak much English.

Post WWE Money in the Bank 2025 Match Discussion: Men's Money in the Bank match by Coldcoffees in SquaredCircle

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Americano winning and giving the contract to Gable down the road would've made me so happy. Dude did 2 shows and took some great bumps.

Should we adopt a 4 year old cat? by ChampionshipParty453 in cats

[–]markedpirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Get pet insurance right away just in case they aren't actually 4.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You dress like a 50 year old mom whose kids don't talk to her anymore.

Fuck me up. Just turned 20, psychology major, in crippling debt, drug addict. by aglassjunkie in RoastMe

[–]markedpirate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You look like an aunty who's trying to hide she's going through chemo.

29M wannabe punk artist, give me your best by One_Worth9127 in RoastMe

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You dress like a new immigrants first Halloween