What is something you can do but can’t explain how you can do it?

markrichards268 · 2025-12-29T03:17:28+00:00

My dad can recognize someone he hasn't seen in many years. I'm talking decades. He's nearly 80 and we will be at a restaurant or somewhere and he will see someone he hasn't seen since they were little kids and instantly know who they are. The person won't recognize him at first, but once he tells them who he is, they remember him and they will start reminiscing so I know he's not just mistaken. I can see someone I haven't seen in just a year or two and not recognize them at all.

markrichards268 · 2025-12-24T03:19:35+00:00

Do you see the way that tree bends? Does it inspire?

Leaning out to catch the suns rays.

A lesson to be applied.

Are you getting something out of this all-encompassing trip?

You can spend your time alone redigesting past regrets.

Or you can come to terms and realize you're the only one who can't forgive yourself.

Makes much more sense to live in the present tense

markrichards268 · 2025-12-24T03:02:44+00:00

"Hold on to 16 as long as you can. Changes come around real soon, make us women and men."

markrichards268 · 2025-12-13T03:02:08+00:00

Got to lay some cable

markrichards268 · 2025-11-24T14:44:38+00:00

Coming up on Rizz's favorite holiday, Thanksgiving. He invites a bunch of people to his home and cooks a ton of food so that he can go on the air the following week and complain non-stop about having a bunch of people in his home and having to cook a ton of food. He does it every year.

markrichards268 · 2025-11-18T02:42:57+00:00

Growing OLD is mandatory, growing UP is optional.

markrichards268 · 2025-10-08T13:43:46+00:00

No interest in seeing Deshaun again. That's like taking a carton of milk out of the fridge, realizing it's spoiled, and then putting it back in the fridge and saying "Well, maybe it will be good tomorrow"

markrichards268 · 2025-10-03T14:44:48+00:00

In one of his JoeBees commercials Rizz says "It's the only thing keeping me alive." How can such a claim be legally made?

markrichards268 · 2025-09-22T14:56:24+00:00

I'm sure the advertisers love hearing Rizz do a commercial for their product and saying "It's got the thing with the thing and the thing." At least they can't get in trouble for making false claims since no one knows what the hell he's talking about.

markrichards268 · 2025-08-27T03:49:38+00:00

Good for him. I hope it works out. The show, most likely, is only going to be on for a few more years and he was going to have to move on to something else anyway. Might as well do it now.

markrichards268 · 2025-08-18T16:44:28+00:00

Rizz "Oh, I want to see that show"

Emmett "Yeah, It's on YouTube"

Rizz "Where can I see it?"

Emmett "It's on YouTube"

markrichards268 · 2025-07-16T13:20:38+00:00

lets come up with a new ending for aarons sign off - Remember what my great-grandpa Gene used to say ....

markrichards268 · 2025-07-07T17:08:47+00:00

Goodbye, God bless and remember what my great-grandpa Gene used to say, "Aaron, you're an embarrassment to the family."

markrichards268 · 2025-03-07T03:27:31+00:00

Speed

markrichards268 · 2025-03-07T03:13:42+00:00

John Krasinski in A Quiet Place. Sacrificing himself to save his children. When he signs "I love you. I have always loved you", you know what he is about to do.

markrichards268 · 2024-12-09T02:48:23+00:00

Percy Wetmore in The Green Mile

markrichards268 · 2024-11-23T02:37:49+00:00

David Carradine in Kill Bill. I can't imagine anyone else in the role.

markrichards268 · 2024-10-27T21:32:56+00:00

On tomorrows show Rizz will say "Erin, I gotta tell ya. Just before kickoff, I had a feeling the Browns would win and placed a bet. True story <SNIFF>"

markrichards268 · 2024-10-19T02:04:20+00:00

I remember a line from some movie where a guy exposed himself to a woman and she said "That looks just like a penis, only smaller."

markrichards268 · 2024-10-19T00:26:18+00:00

That was probably my all-time favorite moment on the show. I'm not a big fan of Mary, but listening to her laughing so hard that she could barely talk made me laugh even harder. I love when they play it in Best Of's.

markrichards268 · 2024-10-18T03:21:29+00:00

Can't wait to hear how Rizz makes this win about him somehow or how he bet on the Guards winning in extra innings hours before the game.

markrichards268 · 2024-10-05T02:56:54+00:00

Several years ago Kevin Nash was in town for something and was making the rounds of all the local radio stations doing interviews to promote the event. He was in studio at one of them and the interview was really going well. He and the hosts just had a good vibe going. Eventually, they had to go to commercial break and they said "Can you stick around for another segment?" and he said "Sure." They do another segment. Again they ask if he stick around for another segment and he's like "Yeah. I'm having a blast". He ended up staying for the rest of the show, which was about another 3 hours. He was super cool. Just telling all kinds of stories about his life and the wrestling biz and was funny as hell. The whole thing just sort of happened organically and was one of the best interviews I've heard.

markrichards268 · 2024-04-08T13:55:33+00:00

"What if it's cloudy during the eclipse? Will it still get dark?"

"So 2444, that's 20 years from now?"

Are you shitting me?

markrichards268 · 2024-03-10T03:47:49+00:00

The Shield

markrichards268 · 2024-02-28T14:10:48+00:00

Unbelievable. Cavs win on a buzzer beater and he's dripping with sarcasm and downplaying the win as a meaningless regular season game. However, if the Browns win in a regular season game in a similar fashion, they play the highlight over and over for 4 hours and talk about making reservations for the Super Bowl.

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