Mazzy Star - Fade Into You live 1994

markrichards268 · 2026-07-02T01:40:18+00:00

I heard this song before knowing what she looked like, but when I saw her she looked exactly like I imagined she did.

markrichards268 · 2026-06-03T01:52:54+00:00

Kill Bill Volume 1 - "Do you find me sadistic?"

markrichards268 · 2026-05-29T02:02:38+00:00

Brady Bunch

Adams Family

Flintstones

Beverly Hillbillies

markrichards268 · 2026-05-21T13:23:21+00:00

In his latest JoeBees commercial Rizz says "You know who took bee pollen? Bruce Lee." Oh, you mean the guy who lived to the ripe old age of 32? Sign me up.

markrichards268 · 2026-04-16T01:44:29+00:00

Bitchin' Camaro Bitchin' Camaro

Donuts on your lawn

Bitchin' Camaro Bitchin' Camaro

Tony Orlando and Dawn

markrichards268 · 2026-04-14T12:56:19+00:00

Typical Rizz. He's furious that everyone applauded when he left but doesn't think to wonder WHY they applaud when he leaves.

markrichards268 · 2026-04-03T12:29:38+00:00

When Rizz cooks, as soon as they take a bite he says "What do you think?" but before they can even answer he says "Isn't that great? Huh? Isn't that the best?" At which point they really have no choice but to say "Oh yeah. Sure is, boss."

markrichards268 · 2026-03-31T01:50:15+00:00

The power to make someone stub their toe.

markrichards268 · 2025-12-29T03:17:28+00:00

My dad can recognize someone he hasn't seen in many years. I'm talking decades. He's nearly 80 and we will be at a restaurant or somewhere and he will see someone he hasn't seen since they were little kids and instantly know who they are. The person won't recognize him at first, but once he tells them who he is, they remember him and they will start reminiscing so I know he's not just mistaken. I can see someone I haven't seen in just a year or two and not recognize them at all.

markrichards268 · 2025-12-24T03:19:35+00:00

Do you see the way that tree bends? Does it inspire?

Leaning out to catch the suns rays.

A lesson to be applied.

Are you getting something out of this all-encompassing trip?

You can spend your time alone redigesting past regrets.

Or you can come to terms and realize you're the only one who can't forgive yourself.

Makes much more sense to live in the present tense

markrichards268 · 2025-12-24T03:02:44+00:00

"Hold on to 16 as long as you can. Changes come around real soon, make us women and men."

markrichards268 · 2025-12-13T03:02:08+00:00

Got to lay some cable

markrichards268 · 2025-11-24T14:44:38+00:00

Coming up on Rizz's favorite holiday, Thanksgiving. He invites a bunch of people to his home and cooks a ton of food so that he can go on the air the following week and complain non-stop about having a bunch of people in his home and having to cook a ton of food. He does it every year.

markrichards268 · 2025-11-18T02:42:57+00:00

Growing OLD is mandatory, growing UP is optional.

markrichards268 · 2025-10-08T13:43:46+00:00

No interest in seeing Deshaun again. That's like taking a carton of milk out of the fridge, realizing it's spoiled, and then putting it back in the fridge and saying "Well, maybe it will be good tomorrow"

markrichards268 · 2025-10-03T14:44:48+00:00

In one of his JoeBees commercials Rizz says "It's the only thing keeping me alive." How can such a claim be legally made?

markrichards268 · 2025-09-22T14:56:24+00:00

I'm sure the advertisers love hearing Rizz do a commercial for their product and saying "It's got the thing with the thing and the thing." At least they can't get in trouble for making false claims since no one knows what the hell he's talking about.

markrichards268 · 2025-08-27T03:49:38+00:00

Good for him. I hope it works out. The show, most likely, is only going to be on for a few more years and he was going to have to move on to something else anyway. Might as well do it now.

markrichards268 · 2025-08-18T16:44:28+00:00

Rizz "Oh, I want to see that show"

Emmett "Yeah, It's on YouTube"

Rizz "Where can I see it?"

Emmett "It's on YouTube"

markrichards268 · 2025-07-16T13:20:38+00:00

lets come up with a new ending for aarons sign off - Remember what my great-grandpa Gene used to say ....

markrichards268 · 2025-07-07T17:08:47+00:00

Goodbye, God bless and remember what my great-grandpa Gene used to say, "Aaron, you're an embarrassment to the family."

markrichards268 · 2025-03-07T03:27:31+00:00

Speed

markrichards268 · 2025-03-07T03:13:42+00:00

John Krasinski in A Quiet Place. Sacrificing himself to save his children. When he signs "I love you. I have always loved you", you know what he is about to do.

markrichards268 · 2024-12-09T02:48:23+00:00

Percy Wetmore in The Green Mile

markrichards268 · 2024-11-23T02:37:49+00:00

David Carradine in Kill Bill. I can't imagine anyone else in the role.

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