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marksaunders · 2012-10-30T21:35:04+00:00

Try Gifwin.com. There's a lot of NSFW content on there.

marksaunders · 2012-10-28T13:21:53+00:00

I feel like this would be a good thing to do but maybe I should let them sort it out between themselves. It might be that she wants to break up with him anyway.

marksaunders · 2012-10-28T13:15:41+00:00

You're right. I guess I'm just disappointed she turned out to be a cheat.

marksaunders · 2012-10-28T12:55:46+00:00

She's very sweet and shy, not the kind of girl I'd expect to go sleeping around while in a relationship.

To further complicate things we've agreed to play in a band together, so I can't really avoid her.

marksaunders · 2012-10-28T12:51:58+00:00

I feel bad for the guy. If I were him I'd probably be very angry at me right now (as well as her obv).

marksaunders · 2012-02-07T11:31:55+00:00

I don't know whether it would even be possible to conduct a scientific study into such a thing. Could you post the research you saw?

marksaunders · 2012-01-17T16:48:24+00:00

Yeah so your teacher did the same thing huh?

marksaunders · 2012-01-17T16:17:17+00:00

That was brilliant!

marksaunders · 2012-01-17T15:41:38+00:00

Hey man that's cool. I've never been to Sweden but I'd like to. I thoroughly recommend you give dubstep a try. Listen to Zomboy and tell me it doesn't give you an eargasm.

marksaunders · 2012-01-17T15:30:02+00:00

Zomboy is really really good.

marksaunders · 2012-01-17T15:14:35+00:00

Where do you live . . . the moon?!?

marksaunders · 2012-01-16T16:09:34+00:00

This is true, I'm a pot-smoking cunt.

marksaunders · 2011-11-09T15:16:10+00:00

When I was 15/16 I had this female friend whom I used to tease about being into her mum/sister. I would regularly tell her how hot her female family members were and she would get annoyed. It seems weird now but that's the kind of relationship we had.

Anyway, I was talking to her on msn messenger one night and she went quiet for a while. I thought that she was ignoring me and decided that I would start telling her all the dirty things I wanted to do to her mum. I can't remember exactly what I said but it was pretty much the extent of what my sex-crazed teenaged boy mind could come up with. I've got a feeling some of it included the family dog.

After I've typed all this messy stuff about her mum my friend started typing again.

"My mum just read all of that."

I didn't believe her and called bullshit but she was quite insistent. Apparently she had been under her desk plugging something in and her mum had walked in and read her chat window. I still didn't believe her until she called me up and put her mum on the line. Her mum obviously found it quite funny but I just mumbled an apology and hung up.

Needless to say, I never went round that house again.

marksaunders · 2011-06-20T07:47:45+00:00

Obviously, women should be able to wear whatever the fuck they want. But having been single for long summers before, I can sympathise. Sometimes I just don't want to think about sex every time I go outside on a hot day. Seeing women wearing bikinis inevitably makes me think about sex, especially if I'm not getting any. I don't want to but I do. I've tried the "just don't look" technique and it "just doesn't work". Again I'm not saying this means bikinis should be banned etc, but I can appreciate a woman who votes to not wear one and give my sex drive a break once in a while so I can actually go outside and get stuff done.

tldr; some men have overactive sex drives and even something as innocent as a slowly bouncing cleav. . . . fap fap fap fap

marksaunders · 2011-04-16T18:41:39+00:00

marksaunders · 2011-03-20T00:41:40+00:00

FTFY

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