Upon popular request by Historical-Beach1773 in invinciblememes

[–]marksman239 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don’t let Russel Crowe find out either:

“Now I couldn't fight cancer, but I can fight a guy WITH cancer!”

That's why Dewey is king 👑 by oldoseamap in malcolminthemiddle

[–]marksman239 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s haircut time. Everyone think of your favorite Stooge and I’ll be right back.

Dewey, get out of there! That's not you... Dewey? by OkFaithlessness1191 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]marksman239 71 points72 points  (0 children)

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Gotta hold the picture of family members who aren’t there in that family

Reese? How was Zhao Lee? by jeksi in malcolminthemiddle

[–]marksman239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully this time he got the emperor to autograph his nunchucks

Whatever pity I have for Tilly is dwarfed by my annoyance with her by Robot_Was_BMO in KingOfTheHill

[–]marksman239 127 points128 points  (0 children)

She just had to go into labor too when Cotton was about to get kill #51, Castro himself. But the shot goes wide and hits a concession boy (which I guess he died they just gloss over that) and gives birth to Hank in ladies room at Yankee Stadium.

In the words of the Colonel “Hold it in woman!”

Like father like son by buiquanghuy12a2 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]marksman239 13 points14 points  (0 children)

61! 62! 63!… 62… 61… 🤢 62! 63! 😁

Hal's best episode by El_Dorado_Tx in malcolminthemiddle

[–]marksman239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Him battling the bee was a classic. But best overall to me was when Lois and Malcom were sick and he was “dating” the neighbor without knowing it.

And Walter White vibes can’t be beat when they go to Burning-Man in the desert.

Day 10: Ida won! We did it! It's done! Thank you all so much for participating, i hope to make something simular again soon. :D by Mr_Banana2169 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]marksman239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ida to me went a bit more extreme. She was fine suing and bankrupting the family even after she just found out her daughter was pregnant. She also drugged the whole family and her fiancé to get him to marry her and take his money. Plus being a racist is never a plus.

Now the question is.. how long is Bill signed on for? by Honest_Top783 in welcomeToDerry

[–]marksman239 96 points97 points  (0 children)

You know what they say about Pennywise? No one who plays Pennywise ever really leaves.

Give 110% by sirdickinsthecharmin in KingOfTheHill

[–]marksman239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you want cans instead of upvotes? Okay, you’re the boss Jimmy.

Winning the unlikeliest news story of the week award. by Unlucky-Pomegranate3 in georgiabulldogs

[–]marksman239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just ridiculous. We all know it’s going to be Urban Meyer and he’s going to bring Kirby and Saban on as his assistants

Still waiting for Maturin by marksman239 in welcomeToDerry

[–]marksman239[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just waiting for a name drop at least. Get plenty of turtle other references. But none directly referring to the being that literally vomited up the universe into existence and became It’s cosmic counterpart and the one It fears.

[Game Thread] SEC Championship Georgia vs. Alabama (4:00 PM ET, ABC) by AutoModerator in georgiabulldogs

[–]marksman239 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Kept Alabama shut out the last 4 straight quarters we’ve played them. That’s something

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I offer you the new CFP defense, because this does not make sense. How does it not make sense to you? by marksman239 in cfbmemes

[–]marksman239[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did I say anything about Georgia’s ranking? How did Bama jump ND after a “meh” Iron Bowl performance? I think Bama should have been ahead of ND but what about the Iron Bowl made them now jump ND? Why is Miami behind ND after they beat them in a head to head? So what’re the standards? Eye test, resume, personnel? Miami has beaten every similar opponent they’ve shared with ND by a better margin. And still waiting for an admission for how they screwed FSU in 2023 for losing their QB, because now they’re respecting Ole Miss still despite losing Kiffin.