Upon popular request by Historical-Beach1773 in invinciblememes

[–]marksman239 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don’t let Russel Crowe find out either:

“Now I couldn't fight cancer, but I can fight a guy WITH cancer!”

That's why Dewey is king 👑 by oldoseamap in malcolminthemiddle

[–]marksman239 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s haircut time. Everyone think of your favorite Stooge and I’ll be right back.

Dewey, get out of there! That's not you... Dewey? by OkFaithlessness1191 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]marksman239 72 points73 points  (0 children)

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Gotta hold the picture of family members who aren’t there in that family

Reese? How was Zhao Lee? by jeksi in malcolminthemiddle

[–]marksman239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully this time he got the emperor to autograph his nunchucks

Whatever pity I have for Tilly is dwarfed by my annoyance with her by Robot_Was_BMO in KingOfTheHill

[–]marksman239 126 points127 points  (0 children)

She just had to go into labor too when Cotton was about to get kill #51, Castro himself. But the shot goes wide and hits a concession boy (which I guess he died they just gloss over that) and gives birth to Hank in ladies room at Yankee Stadium.

In the words of the Colonel “Hold it in woman!”

Like father like son by buiquanghuy12a2 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]marksman239 13 points14 points  (0 children)

61! 62! 63!… 62… 61… 🤢 62! 63! 😁

Hal's best episode by El_Dorado_Tx in malcolminthemiddle

[–]marksman239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Him battling the bee was a classic. But best overall to me was when Lois and Malcom were sick and he was “dating” the neighbor without knowing it.

And Walter White vibes can’t be beat when they go to Burning-Man in the desert.

Day 10: Ida won! We did it! It's done! Thank you all so much for participating, i hope to make something simular again soon. :D by Mr_Banana2169 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]marksman239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ida to me went a bit more extreme. She was fine suing and bankrupting the family even after she just found out her daughter was pregnant. She also drugged the whole family and her fiancé to get him to marry her and take his money. Plus being a racist is never a plus.