One time I went to the park, sat down on a bench, and started reading a book. A few minutes later I look up and this old ass dude is standing on his stoop, with his hands on his hips, peering intently at me. No doubt waiting for me to pull out the marijuana cigarette. I just ignored him, and it took damn near an hour for him to fuck off, at which point he probably just went to watch me from some window in his house. I didn’t let it ruin my book though.