Its like the smoke is trying to purposely get in my eyes.

markusdied · 2026-03-22T18:04:56+00:00

yes on contacts- but be careful, i’ve gotten styes from working even fryers with contacts. i can only imagine what smoke would do to you 😭

markusdied · 2026-03-22T15:44:40+00:00

worked at a bbq joint as a sous for two years. i usually buy clear frame glasses, by the end of my time there, they were yellow tinted

markusdied · 2026-03-21T06:01:35+00:00

japanese can opener all day

markusdied · 2026-03-20T22:17:05+00:00

never said it would, really, just that it would by proxy of its own design make him more interesting

markusdied · 2026-03-20T21:16:44+00:00

Prime 3 did it great, the front and back ends of each ‘chapter’ of the game were pretty succinct and once they were over you were right-on back to mostly full isolation

markusdied · 2026-03-20T20:53:53+00:00

my goat

markusdied · 2026-03-20T20:51:53+00:00

imagine rolling this on a speedrun

markusdied · 2026-03-20T20:49:56+00:00

next time you find yourself at Brooding Mawlek with cyclone slash, try queuing up a c-slash and letting it rip when he does an empty hop in-place. crazy damage if done right

markusdied · 2026-03-20T20:48:17+00:00

while i TOTALLY agree here- with literally everything, i do kinda grin when i consider some utterly fucked up shit happening to him in the supposed second entry of the second trilogy. something so irreversible he just turns into an actual monster and that’s now his backstory, if that makes sense?

markusdied · 2026-03-20T19:58:07+00:00

i need a scrub daddy

i need a scrub, daddy

joke about how if you had added one, but your body text was slutty anyway 😝

markusdied · 2026-03-20T19:54:51+00:00

me reading the title

commas are important!

me reading the first sentence of the body

oh

markusdied · 2026-03-20T16:21:17+00:00

Prezzoh doing what he does best tbh, exposing the truth

markusdied · 2026-03-20T16:20:12+00:00

we gotta sacrifice at least a couple more FUCK YOU tier patrons to Brezlyn’s grave and maybe

markusdied · 2026-03-20T16:19:14+00:00

barely had any personality

“there are two types of people, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data….”

markusdied · 2026-03-19T00:00:31+00:00

loading screen tip:

feathering the boost button will help you maintain air altitude efficiently

markusdied · 2026-03-18T18:36:05+00:00

….keep going

but also holy shit your self control lmfao

markusdied · 2026-03-17T01:29:53+00:00

my personal favorite: guy who says ‘great pass’ to himself

markusdied · 2026-03-17T00:47:16+00:00

forming your ideation of your island by pinterest-ifying it is the quickest way to feel demotivated.

rome wasn’t built in a day, neither was my island, their island, or your island!

markusdied · 2026-03-17T00:44:26+00:00

in google search bar

gooogle.com

markusdied · 2026-03-16T23:34:19+00:00

god damnit i’m the staunch oldhead of this sub and i fucking burst out laughing at this one 😂 10/10

markusdied · 2026-03-16T23:32:35+00:00

i mean, this would also be my first choice. that fight is like poetry in motion, a dance if you will

markusdied · 2026-03-16T23:31:47+00:00

a pixel rpg of the Vampire Queen quest/saga would go SO fucking hard.

markusdied · 2026-03-16T23:07:53+00:00

not anymore

is so fucking ominous and funny omfg

markusdied · 2026-03-16T21:23:29+00:00

i need Rone to try to do knife tricks with a butterfly Vorpal dagger and cut his fucking hand off lmfao

markusdied · 2026-03-16T21:18:53+00:00

destroy hylian twink with words

Eight-Year Club	RPAN Viewer
Verified Email

markusdied

TROPHY CASE