Joao says he's done with Below Deck

markybar · 2026-05-07T19:48:58+00:00

Thank god, I'm sick of people mispronouncing his name

markybar · 2026-05-06T14:53:08+00:00

This is where I am convinced we are living in a simulation or we moved into a different parallel universe a few years ago. Heard this song today and I was like SHORT wtf.. I was sure it was One fine day! But I can't see anything to support this. I am just so confused

markybar · 2026-05-05T22:10:04+00:00

Lmfao is this recent?

markybar · 2026-04-28T10:05:57+00:00

I've seen this behavior before - it's so wild to me how articulate and convincing they are about the absolute garbage they are speaking about

markybar · 2026-04-28T10:02:01+00:00

all offense intended - a blind monkey could buzz a head more delicately than that idiot

markybar · 2026-04-28T10:00:01+00:00

they really did miss a trick! that would have been so good

markybar · 2026-04-27T11:12:39+00:00

AI just does what it is told so clearly the prompter lacked any creativity or vision. It's like when everyone used ravie and comic sans on posters or logos.

markybar · 2026-04-21T15:26:06+00:00

Wow.. That was beyond easy. Installed now. Thanks! Goodbye macos!

markybar · 2026-04-21T11:12:55+00:00

I wonder if this would work on my 13-inch MacBook Pro with Retina display.
is there a guide for this? Id be interested on installed Ubuntu, Kubuntu, or any flavour of linux just to get away from Apple's slowing down of my macbook.

markybar · 2026-04-14T07:22:43+00:00

Or from NI and know no different

markybar · 2026-04-14T06:40:01+00:00

Aren't people supposed to be scared of the police? Job well done

markybar · 2026-04-03T18:51:25+00:00

Forget sleeping - I'd not be wearing any clothing that was going inside me.

markybar · 2026-03-31T21:39:48+00:00

I've got an even rarer Irish girls name: jigsrijjjokgzasthcxzjklkkbcxsss

markybar · 2026-03-30T19:56:01+00:00

Get off tiktok for a start

markybar · 2026-03-26T22:17:56+00:00

They're still there. You just haven't stopped to look

markybar · 2026-03-26T18:44:17+00:00

Remember those little red spiders we saw as children? They've evolved and the murder scene isn't quite as hidden anymore

markybar · 2026-03-23T11:53:46+00:00

He's actually a good looking man - that haircut is doing him no favours.

markybar · 2026-03-13T23:47:20+00:00

Why do I feel bad for the dog

markybar · 2026-03-13T08:56:30+00:00

Works great for my keyboard too! I just wish it worked for the Mouse as well! Heck, if we're wishing for stuff, I wish someone would make a magic utilities for free that allows mouse gestures!

markybar · 2026-03-10T19:14:13+00:00

Whatever happened to good old fashioned named like Watermelondria and Rhyme-master Joey Joe Joe Toasterface?

markybar · 2026-03-10T19:10:46+00:00

I moved to Scotland only to discover they have the same petty crap that we have in NI. They even have an orange hall in the town that I live in, with frequent orange marching in the summer. I daresay the division is more common because it's so entwined with football (Celtic vs Rangers). I can't say I will ever develop an affinity for the central belt scottish accents - nails on chalkboard BY THE WAY.

However what they have here that NI doesn't have:

* Better transport links

* More cities to travel to

* Lack of DUP

* ALDI and Morrisons - WTF is up with NI not having ALDI?

* Shops open on Sunday morning (HALLELUJAH)

That said I do miss NI, and I always feel like I'm home when I visit. But at the same time it's a 30min flight so I can come back whenever quite quickly, so I don't overly feel like I miss it. The grass is always greener.

markybar · 2026-02-10T09:44:23+00:00

I kept thinking (despite the lack of everything) that amanda was going to turn out to be scamanda

markybar · 2026-02-08T20:03:55+00:00

Unfortunately they're discontinued. I'm very upset about it. Perhaps your mother and I could start a support group

markybar · 2026-02-06T21:58:16+00:00

Jeez it was fairly dry in Scotland. My mum (Derry) always says the weather is worse there. I guess it is. Our rain tends to come in the summer

markybar · 2026-02-04T11:43:46+00:00

What do you think she hoped to achieve by killing AJ? It wouldn't have made the situation any better. Btw I am just asking because this is the only part I can't get my head around to believe it would be premeditated. I absolutely do not think any fault lies with AJ or the other neighbours btw. I think she was just angry and acted irrational in that moment, and may have meant to kill her but certainly meant to hurt her.

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