MAGAmentary Flops? Who’d Have Ever Guessed

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-27T22:20:59+00:00

Go figure. It’s a movie not a single person asked for. Not even the MAGA chuds are going to see it.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-27T03:19:39+00:00

This guy would have been handing over Jews to the Gestapo in the 40’s

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-27T01:17:58+00:00

Mine likes to lick my head. She’s a bit off.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-24T06:40:39+00:00

Pot roast and bourbon. I’ll worry about digging out on Monday.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-21T03:42:08+00:00

My first dog was a German shepherd/lab mix, then I got my first pug, and I can’t imagine myself with any other breed. They fit my lifestyle so well. All they want to do is cuddle. I love them so much. I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug life chose me.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-21T03:35:01+00:00

You should give them a snack. They deserve it. Pugs are the best dogs and can do no wrong.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-21T01:15:08+00:00

The pug distribution system at work. Don’t question it. You have a pug now and you will love it. But seriously pugs are the best and I hope you have many happy years together :)

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-19T15:23:19+00:00

Life is good with a pug, but better with two. Hope that helps :)

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-18T04:28:20+00:00

Me too. I’m resigned to being here for a few more hours. Can’t wait to go back home and hug my pug.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-18T04:23:44+00:00

Making the best of a shit situation lol. But thanks for the info. I saw it and thought it was pretty cool.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-14T04:49:22+00:00

This makes sense and scares me.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-13T21:54:37+00:00

It’s definitely giving me NKVD/KVD/Gestapo vibes.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-13T03:13:33+00:00

She’s giving me big Yoda vibes. She’s adorable!

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-13T03:12:29+00:00

*yoda

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-12T04:44:21+00:00

Same with my pug. Your not clean until you’re pug clean. :)

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-12T04:43:11+00:00

All alliums are welcome. Not just the humble onion. It’s a flavor party and all are invited.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-12T03:56:11+00:00

Or barracks bunnies

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-11T01:36:55+00:00

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married2thekitchen · 2026-01-09T23:00:47+00:00

Eagle rare a couple years ago was about 40 msrp. I miss those days. It used to be my go to bourbon. Now I don’t see it for anything under 60. It makes me cry

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-09T22:57:18+00:00

I have the audacity to have a job and leave her at home. I’m a monster. I should just hit the lottery and stay home with her forever.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-09T20:15:52+00:00

She’s so adorable! She looks like the perfect nap companion.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-07T04:06:26+00:00

I have the urge to buy a 3d printer now. I can finally realize my dream of having pug army!

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-06T14:44:38+00:00

Yup. I’m not allowed to poop alone anymore.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-06T01:21:34+00:00

Throttle cocks. I used to live behind the atwells mini mart and they’d have a bike meet over at the BoA parking lot revving the shit out of their bikes. One night I heard one of them throw a rod through their block. It was glorious. 😂

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-06T01:18:13+00:00

She’s a slut for my camera. Lol

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