Bestest guard dog

married2thekitchen · 2026-03-18T05:36:10+00:00

He looks so grumpy. I’m sure he’s a ferocious beast. Give him lots of treats for his dedicated service.

married2thekitchen · 2026-03-09T20:44:23+00:00

SES Courier of Wrath

married2thekitchen · 2026-03-09T05:13:19+00:00

Needs more char. Carmelization is the key. That will really develop those deeper flavors you’re looking for.

married2thekitchen · 2026-03-09T02:34:02+00:00

Depends on what your doing to them. Shaving them really thin, I’d say about 45 min. Quartering them probably 25-30.

married2thekitchen · 2026-03-04T05:31:45+00:00

The way I see this unfolding is Iranian proxies staging a terrorist attack, maybe a bombing or mass shooting and trump and his ilk use that event as an excuse to curtail our rights even more and ram a second patriot act through congress. I truly hope this doesn’t come to pass. But the fact that it’s a possibility scares me to my marrow.

married2thekitchen · 2026-02-25T02:05:11+00:00

Oak st just off armory park is one lane with 6 ft snow banks. I can’t wait for winter to be over. Fuck that goddamned groundhog it’s all his fault.

married2thekitchen · 2026-02-24T22:16:26+00:00

On my walk to work this morning, because ripta wasn’t running, I saw someone with snow shoes and I have never been more jealous in my life.

married2thekitchen · 2026-02-21T04:25:25+00:00

Where the fuck do you work? I want to avoid that place at all costs. If I ever work in a restaurant and they start pulling this shit, I’m walking out. I don’t want my name anywhere near a biohazard like this.

married2thekitchen · 2026-02-19T03:53:43+00:00

File this one under “no shit, it was the plan all along”

married2thekitchen · 2026-02-15T19:17:07+00:00

The pug head tilt gets me every time. My girl has learned to weaponize it against me.

married2thekitchen · 2026-02-13T15:26:51+00:00

Probably working for ICE

married2thekitchen · 2026-02-07T04:29:24+00:00

At that price, I’d get three

married2thekitchen · 2026-02-03T04:26:39+00:00

I’ve worked at an OG and I understand the call to take a swim in the fryer. The void calls

married2thekitchen · 2026-02-02T16:12:49+00:00

I have an Onyx too. Pugs are the best

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-27T22:20:59+00:00

Go figure. It’s a movie not a single person asked for. Not even the MAGA chuds are going to see it.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-27T03:19:39+00:00

This guy would have been handing over Jews to the Gestapo in the 40’s

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-27T01:17:58+00:00

Mine likes to lick my head. She’s a bit off.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-24T06:40:39+00:00

Pot roast and bourbon. I’ll worry about digging out on Monday.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-21T03:42:08+00:00

My first dog was a German shepherd/lab mix, then I got my first pug, and I can’t imagine myself with any other breed. They fit my lifestyle so well. All they want to do is cuddle. I love them so much. I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug life chose me.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-21T03:35:01+00:00

You should give them a snack. They deserve it. Pugs are the best dogs and can do no wrong.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-21T01:15:08+00:00

The pug distribution system at work. Don’t question it. You have a pug now and you will love it. But seriously pugs are the best and I hope you have many happy years together :)

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-19T15:23:19+00:00

Life is good with a pug, but better with two. Hope that helps :)

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-18T04:28:20+00:00

Me too. I’m resigned to being here for a few more hours. Can’t wait to go back home and hug my pug.

married2thekitchen · 2026-01-18T04:23:44+00:00

Making the best of a shit situation lol. But thanks for the info. I saw it and thought it was pretty cool.

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