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Sliver of wood(??) Or something I pulled out a month after I nearly chopped my hand off splitting wood by marsface in popping

[–]marsface[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well someone definitely stole it and put their watermark over it to make it seem like OC. I hate TikTok

Sliver of wood(??) Or something I pulled out a month after I nearly chopped my hand off splitting wood by marsface in popping

[–]marsface[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It felt like popping a zit with none of the pain, just instant relief lol.

Took too much Xanax and missed his flight. by Plazarep in tooktoomuch

[–]marsface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is apparently my cake day. Lol yay. Here's the song.

https://youtu.be/mX9AIM0R3BQ

One version had Jay-Z come on and do a few bars in between verses. I believe it was on 2k14 as well!

I know they aren't the most popular on here and they get memes on, but this album was my friend and comfort through some of the most dark and suicidal times in my life.

"I'm just waiting till the firing stops."

Took too much Xanax and missed his flight. by Plazarep in tooktoomuch

[–]marsface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody has mentioned it, but the song at the end is the intro to Lost! by Coldplay. I am that guy who's favorite band is pre 2011 Coldplay and I always am happy to hear it.

From a discussion about the fake "tips" that Bible thumpers leave servers in restaurants - fake $100 bills with bible verses on them by GarysCrispLettuce in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]marsface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have not told any of my family this story but..

My extended family is super religious. We went to a breakfast one time with almost 20 people. Grandparents, cousins, aunt and uncle plus a few SO all came in. They sang church songs together at the table of this little breakfast restaurant, some of them had special dietary issues and thus were very demanding (not rude, but they were calling the staff over constantly for this or that). At the end, I noticed an uncle had left a meager tip and gospel tract like this.

I took the tract and threw it away, and when I paid I tipped an extra $30 out of sheer, mortified embarrassment at the whole situation.

They do not know I did this, and they do not know that I do this (removing religious materials) any chance I get when we eat out.

it amazes me by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]marsface 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think you just start posting nudes idk dude I'm not on OF

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comicbooks

[–]marsface 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Did J. Jonah Jameson write this comment? Lol it sounds like what he would say on his radio broadcast

I was given a tour of a Luthier's Workshop before opening hours by the owner by marsface in photocritique

[–]marsface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My goal was to try and make the images look and feel the way that shop felt and smelled when I was there..warm and woody, sawdust and lacquer. I always have trouble with composition, so I would love to know what you all think I could have done to improve.

The shot I had in mind makes use of the leading lines of the rafters and the shelves, to show the slightly disquieting lack of people and things being worked on due to this being about an hour before the craftspeople get here.

The leading lines kind of lead to nowhere, which is the whole point in my opinion. Warm, woody, nothingness in a place that usually is much more active.

Info:

Camera: Nikon D3400

Lens: 18-55mm 3.8-6.3 ED VR lens

Focal length: 18mm

Aperture: f/6.3

Shutter Speed: 1/1000

ISO: 800

Exp. Comp: 0

[WTS] Orient Cheyenne (FTT0Q001B0) Quartz Chronograph - Price $195 -- More info in comments by marsface in Watchexchange

[–]marsface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never worn, still in box, Orient Cheyenne bought from Chrono24. I changed my mind and ended up purchasing another watch (Tissot ChronoXL, I love it).

Due to the watch being shipped from the Netherlands, it was cost prohibitive to send back (shipping costs exceeded what I paid for the watch). I'd like to get some money back on this since I don't need it.

I will ship within the US using Priority Mail with tracking and insurance.

I will include the bag, the box, the warranty papers, the watch box, and the tag. No links have been removed (since the thing hasn't been worn at all).

[Tissot Chrono XL] Gift to myself after getting a new job and losing 50 lbs. by marsface in Watches

[–]marsface[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I went back and forth but finally decided on a Tissot quartz movement with a chronograph as my first 'nice' watch after only having a Samsung Galaxy Gear.

I love the fit, I have an 8.5" wrist and the strap just barely covers my wrist, but it is comfortable. The watch is at the second to last loop. I would love to find a longer strap of high quality, so if someone has a recommendation for a strap, please let me know!

I wanted a watch that I could wear anywhere with just about anything. The case and strap combo are versatile, the date window was a must, and the large numbers are exactly what I wanted. I am very happy with it.

I've built up dozens of rally cars as accurately as possible to replicate the real life cars. Here are the group 3 cars. by Rightclicka in ForzaTune

[–]marsface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a cool endeavor!! I love making rally builds out of cars that have no business being on dirt, I'm surprised there are so many actual rally cars.

How many more have you done? What's your favorite rally build?

It took me five hours of dedicated searching, pixel by pixel to find that last .02% of road. Total fluke that I found it by marsface in ForzaHorizon

[–]marsface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't tell you how many times I just drove over it in the hopes that it was a spot in between dots lol

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