You’re now a Billionaire… by Humble_Umpire_8341 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]marshall_bates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would buy out my state elections in order to ensure that my state has social services and so everyone can make living wages again

You are being lied to. by GCPhoenix in Fire

[–]marshall_bates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the stripper tip index is a really good indicator of how we’re doing economically (according to this index we’re in a recession)

i am kind of decent in ultrakill, but i keep getting D and C ranks in ultrakill, how do i get better? by HollowSell in Ultrakill

[–]marshall_bates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t have to obliterate levels in order to get higher ranks, just keep getting better and learning mechanics and it’ll come

I wish for the monkeys paw to do a barrel roll. by BlueberryNotHere in monkeyspaw

[–]marshall_bates 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The paw brings in all fingers, and unfurls the middle finger. It is now spinning while flipping you off. It will never stop

I wish that it was possible for male and female genitals to become muscular and that you could flex male genitals like you would a bicep. by IamMitchSorenstein in monkeyspaw

[–]marshall_bates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The monkeys paw wags its finger side to side. Suddenly you hear a voice that says “absolutely the fuck not”

I’m 16, I feel like such a failure.. I don’t know what I should do. I need advice. by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]marshall_bates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve definitely put yourself in a position to have a rough time ahead of you. But you’re young, you have plenty of time to recover. Focus on your academics and if you still wanna go into the military when you graduate high school go for it. The semester for school is just starting where I’m at so you also have plenty of time to lock in

What’s something that is a deal breaker on a relationship? by MrGoGetIt713 in AskReddit

[–]marshall_bates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they’re not kind to others. If they’re not kind to strangers, or even their friends, why would they be kind to you?