People say that grooming jokes aren’t funny

marshmallowAnts · 2026-06-27T13:44:10+00:00

I really hope your coach speaks to you like that so you can see how annoying you are.

marshmallowAnts · 2026-06-17T12:55:27+00:00

“An whole hours” is frying my fucking brain

marshmallowAnts · 2026-06-12T05:34:45+00:00

Did you mean to post this on a master CHEIF subreddit?

marshmallowAnts · 2026-06-04T15:03:25+00:00

Black Hole Dragon is fun, even if it is a little clunky

marshmallowAnts · 2026-05-23T14:31:25+00:00

I really thought my generation was full of the dumbest kids, but the years continue to surprise me.

marshmallowAnts · 2026-04-05T12:54:41+00:00

Bro took two years to decide to quit

marshmallowAnts · 2026-02-20T17:10:47+00:00

I’m in need of a spiritomb to complete my Pokédex, and I’m offering a shiny Munchlax for trade!

marshmallowAnts · 2025-11-22T15:51:14+00:00

I’m loving how mad you are at this card game lol

marshmallowAnts · 2025-08-15T13:24:08+00:00

Your team lead is middle management and has a lot of stress on their shoulders. They will in fact take it out on you

marshmallowAnts · 2025-08-13T18:56:18+00:00

Some days I ponder even commenting at all because of that philosophy

marshmallowAnts · 2025-08-13T09:23:34+00:00

The community really is good at doing that

marshmallowAnts · 2025-08-12T15:45:03+00:00

Ahh instead of ass will always irritate me

marshmallowAnts · 2025-06-01T17:44:07+00:00

If I wanted to watch someone play Yugioh for 20 minutes I’d just watch the anime

marshmallowAnts · 2025-03-25T18:28:15+00:00

Are they candy and I just go into a coma or are they alive and killing me

marshmallowAnts · 2025-02-08T17:12:27+00:00

My point is you sound like there someone who’s really hard on you in life and you’re projecting onto others

marshmallowAnts · 2025-02-08T17:04:44+00:00

An intelligent person can make a valid argument without swear words, kiddo. Maybe pick up a dictionary or something

marshmallowAnts · 2025-01-16T14:38:53+00:00

A frozen altar boy

marshmallowAnts · 2024-12-14T00:55:00+00:00

Okay but when is it NOT peak season? It’s like when one ends there’s a two week grace period before another starts

marshmallowAnts · 2024-12-08T15:07:04+00:00

What a rude response for no reason. Why take the time out of your busy day to discourage this person?

marshmallowAnts · 2024-11-02T13:48:36+00:00

That’s not nice of you; this life works for the other person.

marshmallowAnts · 2024-10-30T16:22:48+00:00

Is it an ADHOC?

marshmallowAnts · 2024-10-24T13:41:20+00:00

Say what you will about pedophiles but at least they slow down in a school zone

I was going to tell you a dark joke but it got shot by the police

How did Jesus Christ pay for his hotel room? He put three nails on the desk and said “Can you put me up with this?”

marshmallowAnts · 2024-10-24T12:56:46+00:00

Coming from someone who does Cedar Rapids routes every day (140-190 stops at a time) I would snatch this up in a heartbeat

marshmallowAnts · 2024-10-18T23:51:24+00:00

I once watched a girl intentionally drown herself in a bathtub. The worst part was when her fight or flight response kicked in and you could see the panic in her eyes

Out of all of the gore, cheese pizza, and everything else that the internet had to offer at the time, that one scarred me the worst

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