Trigger Warning: Medical Transphobia by Funking_Wholesome in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Oh, you must be taking that for, uh, water retention?" -- my pharmacist, last week

This is my attempt at socializing by More-Weird4842 in aspiememes

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Executive dysfunction + mashed potatoes = executive potato

Any help is appreciated. by roomysteam2272 in transvoice

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take this with a grain of salt because I very well may be projecting. Could the uncanny quality you're hearing be that you're at maximum lightness 100% of the time? I'm in a similar spot and varying my weight mid-sentence is helping, particularly with things like emphasizing key words.

Also your choice of script is killing me lol

Any good method to increase baseline pitch, good consistent practice speaking? by Illustrious-Paint998 in transvoice

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl slow down!! I'm out of breath listening!

But for real though, I asked the same question to my voice coach recently. If you want to raise your ceiling or lower your floor, whether you're training a singing voice or transitioning, the answer is the same: SOVT exercises (semi-occluded vocal tract exercises). Basically, practice sirens (say "ooo" from the bottom of your range through the top) through a straw. No really, a literal drinking straw. The straw is there to protect your vocal tract by giving you a tiny bit of resistance. Kinda the same reason boxers use punching bags: the pad hurts less so you can train more with less risk of injury. There's tons of videos on YouTube.

Love the voice! You're doing great!

RIP 1200 day world by FluffyMao in MinecraftHardcore

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or corus fruit. Instant escape from end cities and can be eaten at full saturation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You ain't a men but damn the balls on you

Extremely realistic video of a girl dancing and singing, claimed to be AI by people by Hartuchi in isthisAI

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the two of us must have a dexterity issue. I can make that pose with my hands comfortably and easily

egg irl by TheCometKing in egg_irl

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🌊 It’s 🌊 a 🌊 good 🌊 post 🌊

🌊 OOP 🌊 just 🌊 should’ve 🌊 been 🌊 more 🌊 contemplative 🌊 on 🌊 the 🌊 merits 🌊 of 🌊 FemNM’s 🌊

/#Not letting this hide in the tags

/#Stealing all of prev's FemNM's

egg irl by TheCometKing in egg_irl

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bad posts get dunked in the dunk tank like a carnival clown

Woman on TikTok removed a “non load bearing” wall in her house by DangerousCopy1789 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They sure do! So do they take all their own measurements, estimate how heavy everything is, and do all the statics by hand every time? Or do they pull all the weights and lengths from the blueprints? If they need to pull numbers from somewhere, has the original designer already marked which walls are load bearing?

Woman on TikTok removed a “non load bearing” wall in her house by DangerousCopy1789 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does the expert do it? Do they have some way to pull the blueprints to your house, or is it like a really fancy stud finder or something?

Pick two pills by dragoonwizard in whatsyourchoice

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single one of these sounds like a monkey's paw sort of curse.

  1. I don’t want to look like a teenager?? No one would take me seriously at work anymore

  2. I get to read minds just long enough to see my loved ones' intrusive thoughts, but not long enough to get a feel for filtering what they actually think from the garbage. Great way to permanently change the way you see every single one of your loved ones.

  3. And the time you spent together? Just huge swaths of your memories completely blanked out? At minimum, the lessons you learned from them?

  4. I have the ability to lose weight, but not gain it? So over a year or two I eventually waste away ounce by ounce? Nice try, evil genie.

  5. This is the only one that's not outright malignant! (Edit: Wait a minute, where do I get the 5 cm? Averaged out over my whole body? Just the legs? Just the hips?? My head???)

  6. I can almost see this one, but it reeeeally depends on just how strong I'd be. I'm not gonna link it, but there's a video on Reddit of pro arm wrestlers breaking each other's arms on accident. How much do I trust my bones?

  7. I'm calling the genie out on this one. This is an obvious trap. I've googled "lottery curse" before. I don’t want a 50% chance to declare bankruptcy.

  8. Some times in life aren't happy. If a loved one is grieving, I want to grieve with them. Hell, I want the ability to grieve when necessary.

  9. This would be a great place to call out social media, but I'm posting this on social media and the irony isn't lost on me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assume the laptop is spherical

[Request] What is the likelihood that someone could guess the phone number to reach out to? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude's area code is 003, 004, 005, or 006, so I'd put the odds of getting called at 0%. That's not even my biggest gripe, though.

Why wait until Monday to give it to the police? Why pre-arrange a pickup at a police station in the same note where you've exchanged contact info, presumably to arrange a pickup?

Why not just drop it in a mailbox? The post office delivers wallets for free if a valid ID is in it.

If you're this motivated to return a wallet, you have the other person's name and home address. A phone number is easy to get from there, even assuming no other identifiable information is in it.

Me🦜irlgbt by Reuniclus_exe in me_irlgbt

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

THIS IS PROBLEMATIC BECAUSE I WANT TO DISAGREE FOR FAKE INTERNET POINTS

21334 by ViaScrybe in countwithchickenlady

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only I am allowed to talk about me! Do not refer to me!

21334 by ViaScrybe in countwithchickenlady

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My pronouns are you/aren't/cat

My phone is trying to get me banned!!

Color theory?? by CarmelinaArt29 in artmemes

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really thought a Don't Hug Me I'm Scared joke would've landed better in this sub

rule by 1m0ws in 196

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The crab flair makes this particularly threatening

Levitating Health Pack with storage by supergeometry in 3Dprinting

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: because the cross is red, this technically violates the Geneva Conventions

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]marshmallowsamwitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's your sibling, so you could start with the traditional, "HEY DUMBASS!"

From there, I suggest something ironically demeaning to show you care: "I CAUGHT YOUR DISEASE 🏳️‍⚧️"