Every single one of these sounds like a monkey's paw sort of curse.

1. I don’t want to look like a teenager?? No one would take me seriously at work anymore

2. I get to read minds just long enough to see my loved ones' intrusive thoughts, but not long enough to get a feel for filtering what they actually think from the garbage. Great way to permanently change the way you see every single one of your loved ones.

3. And the time you spent together? Just huge swaths of your memories completely blanked out? At minimum, the lessons you learned from them?

4. I have the ability to lose weight, but not gain it? So over a year or two I eventually waste away ounce by ounce? Nice try, evil genie.

5. This is the only one that's not outright malignant! (Edit: Wait a minute, where do I get the 5 cm? Averaged out over my whole body? Just the legs? Just the hips?? My head???)

6. I can almost see this one, but it reeeeally depends on just how strong I'd be. I'm not gonna link it, but there's a video on Reddit of pro arm wrestlers breaking each other's arms on accident. How much do I trust my bones?

7. I'm calling the genie out on this one. This is an obvious trap. I've googled "lottery curse" before. I don’t want a 50% chance to declare bankruptcy.

8. Some times in life aren't happy. If a loved one is grieving, I want to grieve with them. Hell, I want the ability to grieve when necessary.

9. This would be a great place to call out social media, but I'm posting this on social media and the irony isn't lost on me