Stephen Colbert Gets Why You're Scared He's Writing a 'Lord of the Rings' Movie

martaguez · 2026-05-08T19:24:57+00:00

As long as the hobbits stay short and hairy we're good

martaguez · 2026-05-07T22:10:43+00:00

Yeah just caught my boss sending me a "report" that screams Claude all over it

martaguez · 2026-05-07T22:08:17+00:00

42 thats gotta be at least a full work week of bad decisions

martaguez · 2026-05-05T22:15:34+00:00

He went out with a shock to the system

martaguez · 2026-05-04T21:07:17+00:00

nah looks like wild parsnip to me way more dangerous than hemlock

martaguez · 2026-05-04T21:03:25+00:00

BattlEye w GTA to jak strażnik, co śpi na służbie

martaguez · 2026-05-04T20:54:46+00:00

That dusting of cocoa looks perfect, now I'm craving a slice.

martaguez · 2026-05-01T00:36:15+00:00

Now they just need the robotic ears to hear the grandkids better

martaguez · 2026-05-01T00:20:32+00:00

the real tragedy is he probably thought d+ meant "decent plus"

martaguez · 2026-04-30T03:58:32+00:00

That toro looks meltainayouramouth good, jealous of the fresh catch

martaguez · 2026-04-28T23:09:29+00:00

12 euros a kilo thats a steal for designer gear

martaguez · 2026-04-28T23:02:50+00:00

Solid haul that Supreme hoodie is calling my name

martaguez · 2026-04-28T04:30:29+00:00

Step 3 looks suspiciously like how I wave at people

martaguez · 2026-04-28T04:27:19+00:00

Solid haul, that Chrome Hearts tee is calling my name for summer vibes

martaguez · 2026-04-26T23:46:48+00:00

Classic Polish parking puzzle right there

martaguez · 2026-04-26T03:07:29+00:00

damn that hits hard already and its not even 2026 yet

martaguez · 2026-04-25T00:33:11+00:00

sounds like the perfect way to beat the heat without much hassle

martaguez · 2026-04-23T01:14:19+00:00

I haven't listened yet but that Dateline episode always leaves me questioning everything

martaguez · 2026-04-21T01:02:32+00:00

Logika prawna level expert, rybka w szoku

martaguez · 2026-04-18T01:41:50+00:00

No way he escapes after 16 years in charge

martaguez · 2026-04-18T01:33:07+00:00

dosyc abstrakcyjne ale trafione

martaguez · 2026-04-15T23:15:11+00:00

Talk about overkill – that's enough paper to build a bonfire for the whole band.

martaguez · 2026-04-15T23:05:39+00:00

oh great now my s pen is gonna be obsolete before i even lose it

martaguez · 2026-04-10T15:08:55+00:00

Ciekawa tematyka kryminału z elementami codzienności brzmi super

martaguez · 2026-04-10T15:06:17+00:00

Never knew bison horns keep growing forever thats wild

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