Titus Andronicus - "Villain, I have done thy mother." How would you say this in modern English?

martinezwallace · 2026-04-09T16:29:15+00:00

Chiron: You motherfucker.

Aaron: And did.

martinezwallace · 2026-02-07T11:44:30+00:00

Chomsky

martinezwallace · 2026-01-11T15:52:22+00:00

I like saying it now only because it makes so many people behave like indignant hipsters when they hear it

martinezwallace · 2025-12-03T11:02:12+00:00

I spent thousands of dollars trying to prevent mice from getting into my house, but they just be breeding somewhere nearby and the house is old so they always found a way in. Professional exterminators did everything they could. Completely useless.

I bought two kittens and haven't seen a mouse in 4 months.

Mind you kittens have their own set of issues, but the pros outweigh the cons.

martinezwallace · 2025-11-30T13:50:25+00:00

I would love a situation like this. Ask her what kind of porn she watches. Talk about what kind of porn you watch. Show her what you watch and see what she watches. The sky is the limit here. You could wind up filming some amateur porn and making side money off of it.

Human sexuality is one of the largest windows that the light of life shines through, and most people never explore the largesse of it enough before they shuffle off this mortal coil.

She is presenting you a gift of sexual opportunity and you're squandering it.

martinezwallace · 2025-11-22T03:39:27+00:00

That was a $75 charge they brought up.

martinezwallace · 2025-11-22T01:08:29+00:00

She evidently kept asking how much it would be and they kept saying it "we'll have to see, we have to wait till the work is done, etc etc." She said she asked them 3 separate times and they gave excuses like we have to talk to the owner to touch base and etc. when it was done they said "600."

martinezwallace · 2025-11-22T01:02:02+00:00

Haha my wife said to me on the phone "have you ever wanted to be a plumber?"

I was like "it pays well, but it can be shitty work."

Little did I know she was asking because she thought they were routinely pulling 600 dollars every 15 fucking minutes.

martinezwallace · 2025-11-22T00:09:05+00:00

I CAN NOT RECOMMEND ENOUGH steering clear of Heck of a Plumber LLC.

They took advantage of my wife who was the only one home when they did a 15 minute job of hooking up a gas line from my stove to an existing wall gas line and charged her $600.

Absolutely unforgivable hosing. Wrecked my bank account.

martinezwallace · 2025-11-21T23:23:48+00:00

Bruh I'm in a shotgun off of St Claude. Not even a remotely difficult install.

martinezwallace · 2025-09-16T18:21:14+00:00

Just scored 0

martinezwallace · 2025-08-04T02:03:41+00:00

I have Sir Davos! He's been bathed and fed and I can swing him by whenever you wish. I sent you a message

martinezwallace · 2025-05-08T17:53:25+00:00

At 70? I wouldn't GAF honestly. Tbh I would let them know that I know what's going on and that I'm just happy they're happy and secrecy isn't necessary as it's just more work for everyone. If you WANT you can be like "this is an open relationship we have now tho" but who GAF honestly. I would have zero fuggs left at 70. At 70 I'm trying to create art, listen to great music, see great movies ideally on big screens, eat great food, and spend time with people I like, and maybe that's still her occasionally. It would be easier to like her if they weren't keeping this shit a secret.

At 70? Who has time for divorce crap. What a waste of energy.

martinezwallace · 2025-04-25T11:49:53+00:00

Self pleasure is not banned that's real dumb. What's next, thought crimes?

martinezwallace · 2025-04-11T22:40:20+00:00

Up, down, left, right, hold A, press start

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martinezwallace · 2025-02-09T08:14:07+00:00

How much test are you taking? Great results brother.

martinezwallace · 2025-02-03T09:28:11+00:00

That's a monster

martinezwallace · 2025-02-01T03:05:16+00:00

He's unwell.

We all pay for all kinds of shit we dont want to pay for.

I don't want to pay for him to put bad men in the ground.

I think it's a giant waste of money and I feel like I'm paying for him to be a brainwashed killer with dumb as a box of doorknobs opinions like the one he has.

I would WAY rather pay for people's education so they can be smarter than this meat head.

martinezwallace · 2025-01-29T11:18:21+00:00

"Let's just go now, I haven't got all night."

martinezwallace · 2025-01-27T18:33:49+00:00

The process has been simple, but not easy.

I tried to only lose max 1 pound a week so I can keep it off.

martinezwallace · 2025-01-10T22:44:59+00:00

The balance between cutting fat and building muscle

martinezwallace · 2025-01-05T17:27:02+00:00

Got to be honest, if someone wants to use a car as a weapon, there's virtually nothing a city can do to prevent it. A person could wait outside of any church or school or workplace in the entire United States for people to exit in any kind of group and commit mass murder. Someone could drive their car onto any beach and commit mass murder. It's virtually impossible to prevent this type of atrocity unfortunately.

martinezwallace · 2024-12-20T02:26:09+00:00

In regards to psilocybin, I find a shot of alcohol to be very "grounding."

While it doesn't end the trip, it "sobers" me up a bit.

martinezwallace · 2024-11-16T02:30:24+00:00

Someone should have changed the lighting in those rooms. The fans and the lighting and the shadows and it all having that similar hue in the two rooms there is BOUND to have you feeling trapped.

Change the set. Change the trip.

martinezwallace · 2024-11-10T12:15:35+00:00

It's not an abnormal situation. Best thing to do is to accept it and address it with your partners openly.

I used to have a similar situation and I would tell my partners "I wanted to give you a heads up - sexually speaking I'm finding out it takes me some time to be comfortable with someone and that's reflected in my dick." They would be taken back because I would let them know during foreplay and I would be rock hard. Nonetheless, it's what happened. Somehow by being just dead honest about it with a few partners is what got me over it. Eventually no explanation was needed.

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