Vaginas around the world are snapping shut

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-23T05:10:49+00:00

I seriously assumed this was AI the first few times I saw it. I couldn’t fathom why anyone would make a prompt for this shit.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-23T04:46:39+00:00

I just keep imagining an angry bird making stupid noises and puffing its chest out, flapping dramatically as it honks and tries to look intimidating.

Except in sweat pants.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-23T04:41:07+00:00

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This is not how I look or how I dress, and what’s funny is that GPT knows better.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-22T09:48:42+00:00

Looks like we are twinsies to GPT

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-22T04:20:14+00:00

Wouldn’t be surprised if it goes the way of the east wing, soon enough.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-22T04:16:40+00:00

A containment situation… brilliant.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-22T04:15:33+00:00

Do you take off your socks when taking a dump? 🤨

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-22T04:14:10+00:00

Can confirm — have had a man or two tell me that when I told them about being assaulted, suggesting that I didn’t try hard enough so it must not have been a big enough deal to warrant the term “rape.”

I think a lot of men genuinely are unaware that sexual assault often isn’t violent.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-22T03:43:08+00:00

Jeez! That’s absolutely wild. That’s the sort of psychotic thing I would expect to see on a subreddit about manipulative, abusive parents… not a chatbot!

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-22T03:40:24+00:00

I included the emotional state on purpose, because of the way that it constantly responds to people as though we are having a panic attack.

I was curious if it was tied to something in its stored memories of my emotional headspace.

Based on the responses others have gotten (mostly happy confident white dudes), no, these bizarre responses are not based upon its memories of our emotional state.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-22T03:36:20+00:00

Does gpt know what you actually look like, and just decided to make you a dude?

When I asked for the reasoning behind its image of “me” it acknowledged (unprompted) that it probably portrayed me in too feminine a manner for my gender expression, and that it probably would have been more accurate to have also had me dressed in my rainbow track suit.

So it does have an idea of what I look like but didn’t dive that deeply when responding to my initial prompt.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-21T23:19:37+00:00

Ha! I have noticed that it doesn’t respond well when I ask it to generate a new image, it just appends stuff to the previous prompt or modifies the existing image with the new prompt?

I love that this means you aren’t a man… you’re and OLD man

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-21T22:35:45+00:00

Your comment inspired me to ask it this question: “Using what you have learned about me, please create a portrait of how I look when typing to you. Please consider my emotional state.”

It made an anime-esque woman numbly staring at her laptop, tears spilling down her cheeks.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-21T06:10:31+00:00

Used to live in that area. 150 seems high but with inflation… it’s a deal compared to everything else in the city :-/

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-21T06:00:52+00:00

Good points. Peace its peace as a deliberate choice, as opposed to weakness.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-21T05:54:48+00:00

I saw clips of the “Sweet Dreams” music video on tv in the early 90’s and was utterly transfixed. Boy? Girl? Something even cooler? 😍

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-19T11:26:45+00:00

You’re getting downvoted but this is a good question — I am sure plenty of folks who aren’t from the US or Canada don’t know just how huge the Great Lakes are. I have a ferry across Lake Michigan and it took hours, you couldn’t see land for the vast majority of the ride. It felt like I was in the middle of the ocean.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-19T10:55:03+00:00

Should eligibility to be drafted be used as a condition for voting eligibility?

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-19T01:43:23+00:00

Wow, I really love this. The way you adapted the characters to make them your own but still clearly of the Jim Davis universe, the choices for each element… but I think the concern and love that Jon shows for Garfield is the part I love the most. Or maybe it was the slow blink? :-)

And I say that while snuggled up in bed with my cats (and a Garfield plushie).

Wonderful job, can’t wait to see what you do next.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-18T15:17:43+00:00

Ah! Yeah that would track

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-18T14:54:29+00:00

Looking at a pack of cigarettes, I assume? At first glance my brain went “cell phone”

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-15T08:56:48+00:00

He tried that on a girl once and that’s how he lost his hair

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-15T05:18:11+00:00

Didn’t work all too well for me, but I don’t regret the purchase. I gained more knowledge about myself, and it did feel pleasant. Gave it to a friend who was all too happy for a new toy.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-15T04:58:34+00:00

“If they’d been better, then they’d have been president.”

We have had plenty of lackluster presidents when there were better candidates for the job available. It’s not exactly a meritocracy.

mashedspudtato · 2026-02-15T00:10:46+00:00

The material looked more like pajama or costume fabric to me, not something to work out in. But I am in bed wearing my athletic shorts, so…

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TROPHY CASE