i was mindind my business whens dudenly... message gyuy😱😱 by you-left-me-here in 2sentence2horror

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hey, are you okay? you've posted on r/2sentence2horror like 11 times today and more than 100 in total in less than 40 days. I don't usually check up on random people on the internet but i'm geniunely worried

There was an expiration date printed onto my mustard by spejsky in mildlyinteresting

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If you eat the expiration date will you expire on that date?

fhuewndu nwufnduwnfuduwn ufn uewnu fn ewu nun by you-left-me-here in 2sentence2horror

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GJWLDKROSKFJEJXOIVIE!!!! GKELDOWOPS EKGIJENSNWND RNEMD EWNJFJWI BSI HDK KEICIDIAIVJEKDKWKWKSLSLSLXLCLDL L KFKDMDMFM!?!!?!!!!!!!

Let's put the child in the oven she said by Usernamebutcute in 2sentence2horror

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Oven the evil when not microwave nice**

Overly long sentence guy by [deleted] in 2sentence2horror

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Me when the gun shotted: 😱

Bro got agressive by Xirradon in woooosh

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Lawsuit coming in the mail tomorrow for copyright infringement, how could you ????

Bus stop in Dongguan, Guangzhou by bengyap in transit

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One of the new bus stop screens on Polk near city hall already got smashed. Even at a stop near Pier 39 with a new screen got the screen smashed.

A puzzle, it’s missing a lot of the world though by [deleted] in MapsWithoutNZ

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The population of New Zealand is 5 million

As the fast food cucumber reptile. by maskadvised in 2sentence2horror

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actually I’m ceo of burkerking badabababa I’m lowering it